Look, if you're both interested then give it a go. The 'worst' thing that can happen is your relationship might not work out. Big deal, relationships fall apart every day anyway. If you don't give it a go then it definitely won't work out. At the end of it all, you don't regret the things you've done half as much as those you haven't.
Update. We are going out to dinner Wednesday evening. I'm taking her to Chuck E Cheese. Just kidding. We are going to Bob Evans.
The difference in your ages is greater then she is old. The year you could buy alcohol, she was born. She was 7 during 9-11. She has only lived in a world with cell phones. To her, the Muppets were only in movies. She has only lived in a world where Magic Johnson had HIV. Star Trek The Next Generation was the Star Trek before her time. Return of the Jedi had already been over a decade old when she was born. She was born AFTER Jurassic Park. When Marino retired, she was 3.
I should not have tried reading this thread during class, hard not to laugh. The picture I posted is probably my best post, not going top myself on that one. So thank you for that and I also feel better about ogling 18 year olds now. Have fun Wednesday night.
Its one thing to hit it and quit it, but you actually want a relationship with her? Good luck with that. I'll give it less than 6 months before she dumps you.
The right thing to do, is tell her u wish you were 14 years younger but best of luck...then tuck her away in your spank bank and go bag a lady your own age with liver spots and such.
Yeah...I may have been drunk and misunderstood that. But, like Marino's cocaine use in college, it's never been proven!
i would say hit it UNLESS shes a virgin. That a big age difference for me and i wouldn't want her getting all clingy. wait maybe thats what you like about her. You being her first
Because she's a kid. There's really no simpler way to put it. In one of George Carlin's books, "Napalm and Silly Putty" he wrote, "I hope reincarnation is a fact so I can come back and //rhymes with truck// teenagers again." Even he knew at a certain age it wasn't appropriate anymore.
wow, she looks like Brad Pitt... If you can get her to shave the facial hair, you have my permission to hit it.
Rate the line I used to get her attention...(1-10) This is the line I used on her when I asked her out after several times of us flirting with each other: ME: "You sure are cute. If you weren't married, I'd ask ask you out". (HINT: I knew she wasn't married) HER: (giggly) "I'm not married!". ME: "You want to go out and have fun this weekend?" HER: (happy but dissapointed) "I CAN'T!!! I am going out of town this weekend!" ME: It's ok girl. You have a phone number? There's always tomorrow... HER: "Sure!" (writes phone number down) ME: "I'll write mine down for you too" (does it) (Both look at each other and smile) ME: Cya girl. HER: CYA! (I give her the "eyebrows", and the 'look' and stride away) RATE IT! Scale of 1-10 on awesomeness? Be HONEST!!!
This is one of the many things I LOVE about this message board. I can tell you all everything about my life (good and bad), and you all still don't have a f**king clue who I am!
That was better than, "Hey, hot mama do you have some gum, cause I just threw up." ....but not by much.