Lady "Mr. Skull Destroyer"
SK.DY
"Call me papi"
Lady
"Papi, tell me how you came to coach a team with such a rich tradition and loyal fan base (we both laugh)"
S.D
"well the first thing i did was look up the cincinnati bengals on urban dictionary and came out with these responses
1.n.
Ohio State Correctional System work release program.
2.an insignificant team from the insignificant town of cincinnati, ohio,
whose only tradition is losing.
3.God's Team
4.A term for a girl with a good body and a bad face- a reference to the
cincinnati bengals, who have nice looking uniforms and ugly helmets"
Lady
"That is all very interesting and sad so what made you actually want this job"
S.D
"Want is such a strong word.
Lets say they were the third team on my list but a team none the less.
After two seasons gm'ing the redskins
and the season they put me through this year, I need an offseason's rest"
Lady
"That all sounds very sexy.
Are you looking at making any changes already?
SD
"Look, Marvin lewis is a bum.
We all know that.
I have yet to decide whether I want to relieve him of his position and keep him around to yell at or just let him go altogether.
Also I called up owner Mike Brown and told him to make a staycation at whatever mansion he may own and keep out of my business.
I think that's enough question's, let's now go do dirty things"
Lady "ok"
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