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Anyone Want TO for Breakfast?

Discussion in 'AFC East Rivals' started by njfinfan, Jul 31, 2009.

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  1. njfinfan

    njfinfan The First Lady

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    http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9872490

    With a throng of about 400 "T.O.! T.O.!" chanting fans crowded into one corner of a suburban Rochester supermarket on Thursday, Owens officially unveiled the breakfast cereal that bears his name, 'T.O.'s Honey Toasted Oats.'

    Noting he's never had a food named after him, Owens said having "this beautiful handsome face" on the cover is better than making it on a box of Wheaties.

    Oh lawd - "this, beautiful handsome face?" Unbelievable how full of himself he is - not surprising mind you - but still boggles the mind.
     
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  2. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Lemme guess....it tastes sweet when you first put it in your mouth, then turns bitter after a bit and you end up tossing it away.
     
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  3. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I imagine it is just a nicely packaged **** sandwich
     
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    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Yea, but man...can't you just wait for it when he implodes?

    I'd say sometime around November when the Jills are already eliminated from playoff contention and he's freezing his *** off. :lol:
     
  5. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    You just reminded me of a scene in 'This is Spinal Tap' :up:
     
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  6. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    I plan on buying a box and then posing for the camera (from behind, no winky) while urinating on it and wearing my Joey Porter jersey.

    Then saving it as my facebook picture to piss off (or on) all my friends who are Bills fans.
     
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    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    So your gonna piss on ****?

    Thanks for the visual....:pity:
     
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  8. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Thank TO.
     
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