Brought her back with me from the bar last night she needed a ride home. I was hammered said let's just go to my house. Anyway she is still here and put up with me well today. Cleaned my house in her panties while the game was on and gave me great sex. Blame Henne.... umm nope. Not kidding though this is real stuff. She is watching Food Network in the other room. If I die some horrible death you see on the news remember me please.
I dunno.... this woman in my house thing is creepy. Still beats sitting around *****ing about the Dolphins.
Never meet a chick at a bar, man. I met my ex at a bar. She was a total whore. You're better off meeting a chick at a farmer's market or pumpkin patch.
So you brought a chick home from a bar and she thinks she's your wife 12 hours later. Sounds reasonable.
When did I say I wanted her to be my wife. She is still here..... I have to work tomorrow. The gal did my laundry. Not bad. Plus we watched Piranha together. Love nope.... like yes.
Killer, you're narrating your life in terms of the movie, "One Night at McCool's"...You're not using acrylic based paint for your face, are you?
If sick gets to be your best man, I get to be your financial adviser. Here are my credentials: CFO of World Com CFO of Enron CFO of Arthur Andersen
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With my beloved Srat and an old Marshall head in tow....... Not a chance. Besides she is cool as hell.... Not a doubt in my mind if I wanted to HANG out with her.
Gotta do the whole leave the house and drive around the block trick. Sent from my Xoom using Tapatalk
Did Killer get the ban hammer for boasting about falling in love with a bar ****, and assuming she was his girlfriend, in a time span of 12 hours? Sounds reasonable.
