Apparently I now have a girlfriend.....

Or the zookeeper in charge of the young lady in question.

 

I saw this once in a movie, u know. The guy picks up a chick in a disco, they hit it off fine. Then he discovers she's a bloody mental case, and well, it didn't end pretty.

 

Ah yes...wasn't that the "in the bathtub full of ice with his kidneys removed" story?

 

[video=youtube;GlkoQ4bUE5k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlkoQ4bUE5k[/video]

 

Wont love her until she dresses up like Chad Henne.

 

Why did Killerphins get banned though?

 

Excessive Henne love. Quite inappropriate. ..............Truthfully, I think he didnt heed the warnings.

 

I think it had something to do with the photoshop thread.

 

Going into a completely innocent thread that was a mere attempt to lighten the mood and calling everybody whiny *****es may have been the straw that broke the camel's back.

 

That would explain it.

 

Back on topic.
I just want to know how long it took Killerphins to realize that the tickling in his throat wasn't a clitoris?

 

After two years I finally contribute to this site.

 

I did; 28 years ago. She immediately started acting like she was my wife. Lived with her for a couple of years. Ended up marrying her. We're still together. Don't listen to them, Killer; wherever you are. The woman could be applying for the position.

 

Picked mine up at a coed softball game....

 

My wife had a friend who wanted to lose her virginity.

My wife knew my roommate, and brought the sacrificial virgin to my house to be deflowered by said rommie. While they were having awkward sex, my wife and I were on the patio talking (it was the first time we met). The next day my wife came over by herself, dumped her boyfriend of 3 years over the phone (it was a long time coming), moved in 2 weeks later, got married a year later and are still happily married.

We no longer speak to the virgin or the roommate.

 

I first met fin d on these boards. After much drunken and sober cybering, we decided to run away to vermont to get married. He never showed and since then has been my mortal enemy. So the moral of the story is I think choose a closer state that allows homosexual marriage.

 

****.

 

Come on Killahp, if you like the young lady what they hell would it matter what anyone says on a message board?

 

Do what the hell you want, it might be good, it could be great, it could end up being the worst day of your life. No one, not even you knows, but just make sure its what you and you both want.

Just make you're thinking with the head with two eyes.

 

Many, I just didn't keep them around. You meet a girl at a bar and she's willing to come back to your place and bang you immediately, it's commonly called a "Kleenex". One blow and you toss it away.

You should have heard the "battlestations" horn from a submarine blaring in your head when she was cleaning the house the next day.

 

Cleaning the house the next day is like something out of The Shining. That ***** is crazy.

 

Hmm, well, all I'd ask is for you to ask yourself if there are two things you do not like about her.

If one can answer that honestly, then the one eyed trouser snake is not doing your thinking, if even thinking about it seems crazy, then...well...

 

I can just imagine what killaphins future family will look like:

 

their house:



their ride

 

I wonder if she will still clean once they get that ride

 

His great great uncle gave me nightmares as a kid

 

cant believe no one whipped this out.

 

In love so quick?

 

Could always be worse......she could be a juggalo

http://24hourpartypooper.blogspot.com/2008/04/sunday-juggalo-jam.html

 

She's out there KP. It just takes time, and alot of psycho exes....

 

lol...update please..lil killers on the way?

 

Rooting for ya, Killer.

 

This is a bad thing? She likes non pop music.