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Apparently I now have a girlfriend.....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Killerphins, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Only thing I can say tonight is "No more yanky my wanky".......
     
  2. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Gayer than his poster of shirtless Chris Chambers?
     
  3. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Maureen? Sounds like you met a 50 year old bar floozie. :lol:
     
  4. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    I believe the correct term is "cougar", and they're not frowned upon anymore. In fact, our society encourages women in this state.
     
  5. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    It would really depend on his age, IMO.
     
  6. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Hell I'm an older blues guitar player and she is in her 30's and she digs me.
    What is the problem.
    Met in a bar and playing a little house at the moment.
     
  7. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    This woman cooks one hell of a great Thanksgiving dinner and watched the Dolphins game.
    With no grief.
    Keeper.
     
  8. aesop

    aesop Well-Known Member

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    Jesus. You have to be in at least your mid-fifties and you are documenting your exploits with an obviously crazy, stupid whore. Who cares?
     
  9. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Mid forties..... Did you just call my gal a whore? :angry:
     
  10. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Killah, have to say the whole "vaccuming then sex" thingy was creepiest thing I've ever read on a message board.

    TMI bro
     
  11. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    It's all true stuff Padre.
    I'm pretty happy right now.
    Other than the loss.... It has been a good day.
     
  12. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Oh I get that Killah, it is simply people rarely get so personal about such things.
     
  13. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    I never thought this thread would take off Pod.
    Sometimes real things happen... Balls get busted.
    No worries.
     
  14. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    So if she's a keeper, what are you waiting for man?
     
  15. aesop

    aesop Well-Known Member

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    More emphasis on stupid. You really think her act is going to keep up? Enjoy the honeymoon period with an obviously bat**** woman.
     
  16. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    No act and I'm as surprised as you are....
    Things are going well. Despite her love for QVC...
    She says that she is a CPA. Not sure what that means.....
    Sex is good though.:up:
     
  17. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Certified Public Accountant? :confused2:
     
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  18. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Glasses and skirt. That is all I know.
     
  19. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    I would never give a woman half my stuff. aesop
    Smarter than that. :lol:
     

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