April PhinFools Mid West Round 1

"sking29 wrote:

Some of us are proud whores thank you very much. :yes:

"opfinistic wrote:

Politics = whoring. Your grassroots campaign that is comprised of boobs and butts may work on the local market, but once we hit the big time and the competition strengthens you may find yourself coming up short. :shifty: Besides, we all know you'll keep posting the hot stuff anyways, and if you don't, I have already arranged for PhineraterII to take over.

Have a nice day n00b. :wink2:

Oh, foolish mortal, how you mistake my intentions.

I never honestly said I'd stop posting them. I'm counting on loyalty of those who have enjoyed what I've already posted and will continue to post.

Whereas all you've brought to the table so far in your campaign is self-indulgence and attention whoring. It's been all about how great YOU are, not what you'll do for the people.

Shame on you. :pity:

As for it only working in a local market and not big time...yea, you're right. No one in the big time enjoys photos of beautiful women. I'm doomed. :rolleyes:

:lol:

"Pagan wrote:

Yes and my best customer is this long haired guy that always blasts metal music while he's got me in the car which is quite a nice Mustang (I swear he is trying to disorient me). Then he always tries to take pictures of me and put them on this website he's always talking about. Strange fellow for sure.

"opfinistic wrote:

That'll get him 6 more votes.....:shifty: :tongue2:

I have remote access to about 50 different computers all with different IP addresses. Sucks that it still wouldn't help me :lol:

"Pagan wrote:

Oh, foolish mortal, how you mistake my intentions.

Delusions of grandeur already? Can anyone imagine how that will escalate as this continues?

"Pagan wrote:

I never honestly said I'd stop posting them. I'm counting on loyalty of those who have enjoyed what I've already posted and will continue to post.

Understandable, you have been consistent, I will grant you that. Although there was a certain post yesterday that may hurt you if it comes to light in the later rounds.

"Pagan wrote:

Whereas all you've brought to the table so far in your campaign is self-indulgence and attention whoring. It's been all about how great YOU are, not what you'll do for the people.

Perhaps you missed my initial post in my Campaign Thread, I took my stance, and stand by what I said.

"opfinistic wrote:

I'm Opfinistic, and if I am elected to represent ThePhins.com I promise each and every one of you that we will continue on our road to greatness. There will be another Lombardi Trophy in South Florida and we can once again rest assured that year in and year out, even if we miss the playoffs occasionally, we will have winning seasons again.

I will also chain Bill Parcells to his desk at the stadium and throw away the key so that he can never leave us.

And as I stand before you all, I promise, no, I swear, that before the year 2010 rolls around, I will force Bill Belichick into retirement, paving the way for a certain Pornstached former HC to return to the NFL.

"Pagan wrote:

Shame on you. :pity:

Shame on me? Shame on me? You forgot the man who started the whole Pagan Disciples group to support your work? You forgot my promise when you were under the impression that your work would be stifled due to a new filter on the job?

"opfinistic wrote:

Is it April 1st already? :shifty:

Gimme yer boss' name, names of his kids and his number. I'll take care of this situation ASAP.

"Pagan wrote:

As for it only working in a local market and not big time...yea, you're right. No one in the big time enjoys photos of beautiful women. I'm doomed. :rolleyes:

:lol:

Way to take what I said out of context and twist it for your own gain. You may do alright after all. :wink2:

Update I have narrowed the gap to 5. :woot:

Soon to be down again by 7+ but hey I'll enjoy small victories while I can. :yes:

"sking29 wrote:

Yes and my best customer is this long haired guy that always blasts metal music while he's got me in the car which is quite a nice Mustang (I swear he is trying to disorient me). Then he always tries to take pictures of me and put them on this website he's always talking about. Strange fellow for sure.

Man, this is a brilliant example of "wild flailing"! :lol:

Delusions of grandeur already? Can anyone imagine how that will escalate as this continues?
Delusions of grandeur? Why, because I called you a mortal? What are you saying Ope, you're not mortal???

Who's having delusions NOW?

Understandable, you have been consistent, I will grant you that. Although there was a certain post yesterday that may hurt you if it comes to light in the later rounds.
Actually, it showed a sense of humor. Someone who isn't taking himself all that seriously. Nay, I think it will help in later rounds!

Perhaps you missed my initial post in my Campaign Thread, I took my stance, and stand by what I said.
Empty, ridiculous promises that you can't POSSIBLY hope to keep! My promises are being kept as we speak....and will continue to be kept.

Shame on me? Shame on me? You forgot the man who started the whole Pagan Disciples group to support your work? You forgot my promise when you were under the impression that your work would be stifled due to a new filter on the job?
And this has to do with the election, how?

Way to take what I said out of context and twist it for your own gain. You may do alright after all. :wink2:
Ah...takes one to know one, brotha! :lol:

"Pagan wrote:

Man, this is a brilliant example of "wild flailing"! :lol:

I hate you and your insults. :cry::pity:

"Pagan wrote:

Man, this is a brilliant example of "wild flailing"! :lol:


Delusions of grandeur? Why, because I called you a mortal? What are you saying Ope, you're not mortal???

Who's having delusions NOW?


Actually, it showed a sense of humor. Someone who isn't taking himself all that seriously. Nay, I think it will help in later rounds!


Empty, ridiculous promises that you can't POSSIBLY hope to keep! My promises are being kept as we speak....and will continue to be kept.


And this has to do with the election, how?


Ah...takes one to know one, brotha! :lol:

:pointlol:

I gotta get to work. Stay tuned for a carefully crafted rebuttal.

I voted for ........................

"opfinistic wrote:

:pointlol:

I gotta get to work. Stay tuned for a carefully crafted rebuttal.

Translation: "I've been caught with my pants down and I need to go and piece together some more lies in order to counter this." :tongue2:

"Pagan wrote:

Delusions of grandeur? Why, because I called you a mortal? What are you saying Ope, you're not mortal???
Who's having delusions NOW?

Of course, I'm mortal, but I would never infer that I'm not. By referring to me as a mortal, you lend us to believe you are 'more' than human, in fact you used the word in an almost insulting manner. Way to alienate your entire voter base.

"Pagan wrote:

Actually, it showed a sense of humor. Someone who isn't taking himself all that seriously. Nay, I think it will help in later rounds!

Look at my entire campaign, in fact, examine my entire post history, if you can find me taking myself seriously more than half a dozen times I'll eat my shorts.

"Pagan wrote:

Empty, ridiculous promises that you can't POSSIBLY hope to keep! My promises are being kept as we speak....and will continue to be kept.

How can you judge me and deem my promises as empty? Oh, that's right, you're omnipotent, not a mere mortal like the rest of us.

"Pagan wrote:

And this has to do with the election, how?

It shows that I have decency, my old friend, that I cared about you and the work you did. I wouldn't allow all our members to be disappointed because you were unwilling to take matters into your own hands and stand up for yourself.

"Pagan wrote:

Ah...takes one to know one, brotha! :lol:

I know you are, but what am I?

:shifty:

Wow....and that took you almost 24 hours to come up with?

Way to go, Quickdraw! :lol: :tongue2:

"Pagan wrote:

Wow....and that took you almost 24 hours to come up with?

Way to go, Quickdraw! :lol: :tongue2:

Sorry, I had to go spend some feeding the poor yesterday afternoon, then I put in a few hours volunteering at the Y, helping kids learn how to play basketball, then I went to the pound where I help care for the sick animals. After that I ran home, ate a TV dinner, spent some time with my boys and slept for two hours. This morning I ran late because there was a house fire in my neighborhood and I had to rescue Old Lady McMurtle's 15 cats.

What have you been up to?

"opfinistic wrote:

Sorry, I had to go spend some feeding the poor yesterday afternoon, then I put in a few hours volunteering at the Y, helping kids learn how to play basketball, then I went to the pound where I help care for the sick animals. After that I ran home, ate a TV dinner, spent some time with my boys and slept for two hours. This morning I ran late because there was a house fire in my neighborhood and I had to rescue Old Lady McMurtle's 15 cats.

What have you been up to?

Getting pictures of half naked women to post in the LL, he wins.

"enforcerfin33 wrote:

Getting pictures of half naked women to post in the LL, he wins.

******* shallow *******! :tantrum:

"opfinistic wrote:

:pointlol:

Well he does have 8 now :wink2:

"PMZQ wrote:

Well he does have 8 now :wink2:

I see, and my campaign sig mysteriously disappeared from your profile.

Things that make you go hmmmmmm........

"opfinistic wrote:

******* shallow *******! :tantrum:

Opie, will you be running your next campaign from Earth or from Mount Olympus :lol:

"opfinistic wrote:

I see, and my campaign sig mysteriously disappeared from your profile.

Things that make you go hmmmmmm........

Geeeeesh, 80-8 and it isn't enough for you ? :eek:

"PMZQ wrote:

Geeeeesh, 80-8 and it isn't enough for you ? :eek:

I'm looking ahead to the next round man, the road to the Aqua and Orange House will not be easy, and anyone who takes their foot off the pedal, even for a moment, may find themselves by the wayside.

"PMZQ wrote:

Geeeeesh, 80-8 and it isn't enough for you ? :eek:

Greedy little bastard, isn't he? :wink2:

Sorry, I had to go spend some feeding the poor yesterday afternoon, then I put in a few hours volunteering at the Y, helping kids learn how to play basketball, then I went to the pound where I help care for the sick animals. After that I ran home, ate a TV dinner, spent some time with my boys and slept for two hours. This morning I ran late because there was a house fire in my neighborhood and I had to rescue Old Lady McMurtle's 15 cats.

What have you been up to?

What have I been up to? Oh....reading the above paragraph.



:D

"Pagan wrote:

Greedy little bastard, isn't he? :wink2:



What have I been up to? Oh....reading the above paragraph.



:D

:glare:

You candidates need to stop arguing among yourselves and start sucking up to ME the voter.
What about MY needs ? Empty promises are acceptable......:)

"section411 wrote:

You candidates need to stop arguing among yourselves and start sucking up to ME the voter.
What about MY needs ? Empty promises are acceptable......:)

What can I do for you? I'm sure half naked women in the LL aren't going to make you happy.