Attention Miami Dolphins!!!!

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  1. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Who's in the gym today?..

    Who's going to educate themselves about what their eating?

    Who's going to turn their bodies into machines?

    Who's going to dedicate themselves to their craft?

    Hey dolphins, did you know that getting your body into optimum condition can improve your performance thus resulting in better team performance, and ultimately more money in you and your families pockets? Must be nice ya know, your job is to peak that body when the season starts, well let me tell ya somethin, waiting for camp to start is for losers..If you wanna be a loser, then wait, if you want to capitolize on that talent you have, then start 2maro.

    So if your not pushing your self to the limit, you are not only letting the fans down, not only short changing your employer, your teammates, your taking money off the table as it relates to you and your families future...shame on you if that apples to you.

    Just take the time, meditate for 10 mins, no matter if you think it's weird, just try to understand the importance, and make 2maro morning your first day of the season, I promise you will not regret, only good can come from it, have discipline in the way you eat, you are a Ferrari, don't put bad gas in your Ferrari man, all of you are ferrari's if youve got this far, know what I'm sayin.

    Don't you wanna be quicker, faster, stronger, don't take your born with lucky talent for granted. train like a machine, train like you want to become a bad *** mother grabber, train to make that money, train for your teammates, train to become the best you can become, because if your not training, someone else is, oh you may play in this league with you being lazy, but no one will ever know your talents tru potential, not even you..

    Take your craft seriously, get into a scientific approach to your body training, know everything that's goin in, go strait ninja on that ***..

    Go dolphins..
     
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  2. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    [video=youtube;9D-QD_HIfjA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA[/video]

    I couldn't resist....
     
  3. schmolioot

    schmolioot Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Any Dolphins player reading this thread is now appropriately inspired.
     
  4. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Reads eerily like a Manifesto.....
     
  5. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Did someone say...Manifesto?
     
  6. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Was def a nod to you...lol
     
  7. emocomputerjock

    emocomputerjock Senior Member

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    I'm going to forward this to everyone I know with a little message on the bottom that says if they don't forward it to everyone on their list within the next 12 minutes they'll get a hangnail.
     
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  8. CANDolphan

    CANDolphan Well-Known Member

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    For granite?
     
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  9. schmolioot

    schmolioot Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    lol

    I love DJ, but I had to have a chuckle at this.

    Can you imagine John Jerry is sitting at home with a bag of Doritos perusing ThePhins.com, he comes upon this thread and is like "Damn, that guy is right, I better stop eating junk food and get to the facility STAT!!!"
     
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  10. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Attention Miami Dolphins:

    Take at least a month off, let your body rest, get some sleep to let your body deeply heal.

    But not you John Jerry...do better

    That is all
     
  11. PhinGeneral

    PhinGeneral PC Texas A&M, Bro Club Member

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    I thought I wandered into a commercial for PX90.
     
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  12. FinNasty

    FinNasty Alabama don’t want this... Staff Member Club Member

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    You do realize that we aren't players... just fans... right?
     
  13. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    Working out right now deej :yes:
     
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  14. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    ..or just get a new stadium..........:shifty:
     
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  15. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    If y'all don't think players read their fans message boards, you would be wrong..

    And if your reading this dolphins players, get off the message board, and get your fat *** in the gym...lol
     
  16. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Slip of the mind..
     
  17. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    I was fine until I saw this - 2maro.. Then it just got too cutesy pie for words. After teaching English to 8th and 9th graders for a while in the just post Valley Girl era ... I just had to stop before I ran outside and gagged.

    :headwall:
     
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  18. Aquafin

    Aquafin New Member

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    attention Miami dolphins

    who is going to be the shinging star of our offense the way that BUGGSEY AND BABYFACE were back in early 2000's ?

    who is going to find the endzone ?

    who is going catch a interception without droping the ball ?

    who is going to sign with the pats and give away all our offensive success secrates ?
    who is going to run block worth a darn ..
     

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