Awesome Headlines

247 replies

Fin DFin DForum VeteranOP
Jan 22, 2013, 10:43 PM

No stories just the headlines.

I'll start it off with one on yahoo right now:

"Giant goat-cheese fire closes Norwegian roadway for six days"

MikeHonchoMikeHonchoSupporter
Jan 22, 2013, 11:05 PM

Gonna need a link to that. Seriously.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

Fin DFin DForum Veteran
Jan 22, 2013, 11:21 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

Gonna need a link to that. Seriously.

Copy and paste, el jeffe.

TheColossusTheColossusNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 12:48 PM

Missippis's literacy program shows improvement

MikeHonchoMikeHonchoSupporter
Jan 23, 2013, 12:50 PM

Lmao this thread shows much promise

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

TheColossusTheColossusNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 12:50 PM

Man eats underwear to beat breathalizer

MikeHonchoMikeHonchoSupporter
Jan 23, 2013, 12:51 PM

"TheColossus wrote:

Man eats underwear to beat breathalizer

Useful and entertaining

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

dWreckdWreckNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 12:55 PM

"Man goes to bar, lets pitbull babysit newborn"


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MikeHonchoMikeHonchoSupporter
Jan 23, 2013, 12:56 PM

"dcafiero wrote:

"Man goes to bar, lets pitbull babysit newborn"

Dale.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 12:58 PM

"dcafiero wrote:

"Man goes to bar, lets pitbull babysit newborn"

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Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

dWreckdWreckNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:02 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

no go at work... what is it?


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unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:03 PM

"dcafiero wrote:

no go at work... what is it?

picture of a pitbull :D

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Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

dWreckdWreckNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:09 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

picture of a pitbull :D

Classy. Best part of the story was when the mother found out.


The KRAKEN! Still proving doubters wrong on the weekly.
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dWreckdWreckNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:11 PM

Vintage but good:

"Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons"


The KRAKEN! Still proving doubters wrong on the weekly.
Get well soon Tanny. #ThatsMyQB

dolfan32323dolfan32323New Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:12 PM

"Watermelon Used As Weapon in Bus Assault"
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-23/watermelon-used-as-weapon-in-bus-assault/4480406

"Lance Armstrong: Many Buys 7,000 DVDs before Oprah Interview"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21145592#TWEET543273

"Manti Te'o hopes 1-800-flowers Receipt From Arrangement He Sent to Funeral Proves He was Duped by
"Fake Girlfriend" Lennay Kekua"
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/petal-pusher-te-hopes-receipt-funeral-flowers-proves-duped-lennay-kekua-article-1.1245555?localLinksEnabled=false

gunn34gunn34New Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:22 PM

A classic.

dWreckdWreckNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:22 PM

"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"

"Teacher Strikes Idle Kids"

"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"


The KRAKEN! Still proving doubters wrong on the weekly.
Get well soon Tanny. #ThatsMyQB

gunn34gunn34New Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:23 PM

dWreckdWreckNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:23 PM

"dolfan32323 wrote:

"Watermelon Used As Weapon in Bus Assault"
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-23/watermelon-used-as-weapon-in-bus-assault/4480406

"Lance Armstrong: Many Buys 7,000 DVDs before Oprah Interview"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21145592#TWEET543273

"Manti Te'o hopes 1-800-flowers Receipt From Arrangement He Sent to Funeral Proves He was Duped by
"Fake Girlfriend" Lennay Kekua"
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/petal-pusher-te-hopes-receipt-funeral-flowers-proves-duped-lennay-kekua-article-1.1245555?localLinksEnabled=false

Poor Manties. all he wanted was some love.


The KRAKEN! Still proving doubters wrong on the weekly.
Get well soon Tanny. #ThatsMyQB

dWreckdWreckNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:23 PM

"gunn34 wrote:

lol'd :lol:


The KRAKEN! Still proving doubters wrong on the weekly.
Get well soon Tanny. #ThatsMyQB

gunn34gunn34New Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:24 PM

dWreckdWreckNew Member
Jan 23, 2013, 01:30 PM

Now thats just good 'ol fashioned family fun right there.


The KRAKEN! Still proving doubters wrong on the weekly.
Get well soon Tanny. #ThatsMyQB

SICKSICKForum Veteran
Jan 24, 2013, 11:15 AM

"Deputies: Man stabbed wife with sword from walking cane during 911 call"

http://www.wbtv.com/story/20657449/deputies-man-stabbed-wife-with-sword-from-walking-cane-during-911-call

Nappy RootsNappy RootsForum Veteran
Jan 24, 2013, 11:20 AM

This was one that was in my local newspaper and I took a picture

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jan 24, 2013, 11:31 AM

"Nappy Roots wrote:

This was one that was in my local newspaper and I took a picture

Why aren't your hands black???

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Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.