Bachelor party ideas
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SICKForum Veteran"305 wrote:
Lets be honest, does anything goes as planned once you start drinking? haha Just pick a bar and wing it.... maybe you'll end up with matching disney tattoos.
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McLovinForum Veteranyou cant go wrong with bloody nipples.
shula_guyNew MemberChain a bowling ball to his ankle and make him carry it around all night to help him get acclimated to married life
Name the bowling ball after his future wife
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bigbryNew Member"shula_guy wrote:
Chain a bowling ball to his ankle and make him carry it around all night to help him get acclimated to married life
Name the bowling ball after his future wife
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Just get it over with.
Cut one of his achilles tendons
Paul 13StaffHis fiance is a stick in the mud, so no strippers or adult clubs.
what in the ****!?!??!? This is his last night of freedom. If you don't take him to see some titties and / or if local restrictions allow it, flesh tacos... then you are not doing your job as bachelor party organizer. Jesus Mary and Joseph!! If his wife is that much of a ball buster, then this marriage won't last anyway, so **** it, go out there and rock out with your cocks out!
EDIT:... meh... can't believe that didn't get automatically moderated..
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MikeHonchoSupporterWhen in doubt keep it simple...
Go and seek...
A wild night of fleeting passion with an iguana.
No, not what you think. A female iguana.
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McLovinForum Veteran"lmeister3 wrote:
When in doubt keep it simple...
Go and seek...
A wild night of feeling passion with an iguana.
No, not what you think. A female iguana.
i don't know man. they always seem like they would be a pain in the ass down the road. like Hispanic girls.
SICKForum VeteranReally should have known to not ask this group of "people"
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McLovinForum Veteran"SICK wrote:
Really should have known to not ask this group of "people"
that'll teach you.
MikeHonchoSupporter"SICK wrote:
Really should have known to not ask this group of "people"
"McLovin wrote:
that'll teach you.
Pffft. As if he learns.
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McLovinForum Veteran"lmeister3 wrote:
Pffft. As if he learns.
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dude. he's a dolphan. of course he doesn't learn. :shifty:
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MikeHonchoSupporter"McLovin wrote:
dude. he's a dolphan. of course he doesn't learn. :shifty:
Deeeeeead giveaway.
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MikeHonchoSupporter"maynard wrote:
Hot Cops
They'll clean up the town,
And turn that old frown upside down...
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MikeHonchoSupporterNope. I believe Maynard was referring to these guys:
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Paul 13Staffor??
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Paul 13Staff"lmeister3 wrote:
Nope. I believe Maynard was referring to these guys:
you pulled that gif up way too fast... as if, you already knew where it was....:shifty:
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MikeHonchoSupporter"Paul 13 wrote:
you pulled that gif up way too fast... as if, you already knew where it was....:shifty:
Doesn't everybody have that bookmarked?
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cuchulainnSupporter"SICK wrote:
Really should have known to not ask this group of "people"
You were expecting otherwise? Like maybe suggestions for a hardy round of Bingo down at the VFW?
McLovinForum VeteranHere Sick. Here is what you should do.
ToddPhinLuxury Box:hammer: I believe there's a loophole here. If she doesn't want any female strippers involved, then........ midget strippers. I'm a genius.
MikeHonchoSupporter"ToddPhin wrote:
:hammer: I believe there's a loophole here. If she doesn't want any female strippers involved, then........ midget strippers. I'm a genius.
I'm not sure how any of that makes sense, but I'm on board. You had me at "midget".
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shula_guyNew Member"ToddPhin wrote:
:hammer: I believe there's a loophole here. If she doesn't want any female strippers involved, then........ midget strippers. I'm a genius.
In all seriousness if I had a finacee telling me what is not allowed at my party you best believe I would inject equally intrusive rules on her wedding. See how she likes having her wishes overruled on her day because her husband said so
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