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BADASS BRACKET (Charles Bronson Region) SECOND ROUND

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Section126, Apr 22, 2008.

Vote in Each Matchup

Poll closed Apr 24, 2008.
  1. 1 Lee

    31 vote(s)
    70.5%
  2. 8 Doc Holliday

    11 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. 12 King Leonidas

    23 vote(s)
    52.3%
  4. 4 John McClane

    20 vote(s)
    45.5%
  5. 11 Bruce (Jaws)

    20 vote(s)
    45.5%
  6. 3 Robocop

    22 vote(s)
    50.0%
  7. 7 Neo

    13 vote(s)
    29.5%
  8. 2 Dirty Harry

    30 vote(s)
    68.2%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Charles Bronson Bracket

    #1 Lee - (Bruce Lee In Enter the Dragon) He tastes his own blood before he calmly takes you apart.

    Vs.

    #8 Doc Holliday - (Val Kilmer in Tombstone) He’s your Huckleberry. Say When.


    #12 King Leonidas - This is SPARTA!

    Vs.

    #4 John McClane - (Bruce Willis in Diehard) Yippy Kay Yay, mother****er!


    #11 Bruce (Jaws) - You are gonna need a bigger boat.

    Vs.

    #3 Robocop - Cop gets murdered..gets re-created as a super-human cyborg.


    #7 Neo - (Keanu Reeves in the Matrix Series) He is the chosen one.

    Vs.

    #2 Dirty Harry - (Clint Eastwood as Detective Harry Callahan) Do you feel lucky punk?
     
  2. texanphinatic

    texanphinatic Senior Member

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    Jaws vs Robocop is tight. Personally I didnt think Robocop that badass.
     
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  3. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    King Leonidas versus John McClain is tough. King Leonidas faced almost 1 million persons. McClain surfed on a jet plane.
     
  4. phunwin

    phunwin Happy kids are Dolfans. Luxury Box

    If it helps, historians pretty much agree that the Spartans at Thermopylae didn't face anywhere near 1,000,000 Persians.

    Edit: Oh, and it's McClane, not McClain. McClain is either a misspelling of the Die Hard character, or of the Republican nominee for president (who could easily be in this bracket too).
     
  5. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Who the hell voted for Neo?
     
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  6. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    It was more like 750,000+ and it was more than 300 troops. 300 spartans but a whole bunch of other Greek cities.
     
  7. Pauly

    Pauly Season Ticket Holder

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    The easiest thing to do with the Greek histories of them -v- Persia is to transfer a zero from the end of the Persians to the end of the Greeks which ends up in much more historically credible numbers
     
  8. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    That is just not true...

    The Persians had a much larger pool of warriors.

    The Greek Cities could only muster armies of 15,000.


    It is a fact that the Spartans were turned down by all of the Greek City States for troops...and they DID send their best 300 (Kings guard) along with what was a group of around 2000 more volunteers and held back a Persian army that did number in the hundreds of thousands (about 300,000) according to most historical scholars.
     
  9. quelonio

    quelonio Season Ticket Holder

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    King Leonidas should not even be on this bracket. Much less beating a icon like John McClane.
     
  10. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    I thought a #12 seed for King Leonidas was fair....
     
  11. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Especially not beating McClane...

    I thought Leonidas was awesome in 300, but he had some of the greatest warriors of Sparta by his side, set up an ambush in a bottleneck, and basically had enemy troops impale themselves on spears...

    McClane has, basically singlehandedly, thwarted four terrorist plots with no forewarning, very little backup, and, in some instances, no shoes... Not even those sandals Leonidas wore... :wink2:
     
  12. quelonio

    quelonio Season Ticket Holder

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    Well you know there is something about Leonidas' fashion sense that just makes me doubt his badass credentials.
     
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  13. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Not to mention according to historical text a large portion of the '300' were homosexual.
     
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  14. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    Bi, actually.:tongue2:
     
  15. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Haha, yeah. Like George Michael right? :wink2:
     
  16. jason8er

    jason8er Luxury Box Luxury Box

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    Leonidas would shread everyone of these guys. Unless that is, Harry gets to keep that .44
     
  17. Pauly

    Pauly Season Ticket Holder

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    Well the historical scholars just haven't studied logistics.

    It was until the advent of railways in the mid 19th century that armies of 50,000+ coould be reliably fed in the field. Even the large armies of the Napoleonic era lived off the land or had very short campaign seasons.

    When you consider the logistical requirements of Xerxes campaign you end up with a figure of approximately 100,000 soldiers that could be transported and sustained in the field, and you'd need another 100,000 people working the supply lines. Add in camp followers, merchants and other assorted hangers on and you might get up to 300,000 involved in the campaign, but that's a long way short of 1,000,000 soldiers claimed by the Greeks.
     
  18. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    Nah, more like Elton John on steroids...:lol:
     
  19. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    SO basically, you agree with me. :lol:

    I said 300k. That is what the scholars all think xerxes mustered up.
     
  20. pocoloco

    pocoloco I'm your huckleberry Club Member

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    don't forget prostitutes!
     
  21. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Or little boys if you happened to be Greek....
     
  22. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I dont see Lee losing in this tournament. The guy was a Badass on screen and off it. Not sure if anyone else can say that.
     

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