Chuck Norris Bracket
#1 The Terminator - He’ll be back.
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#16 Creasy - (Denzel Washington in Man on Fire) Drunk former Government assets trained in weapons and a suicidal blood thirst for vengeance make for good badasses.
#8 Dutch - (Arnold in Predator) So you cook up a story and drop him with his team in a meat grinder. He just lit a cigar.
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#9 Tony Montana - (Al Pacino in Scarface) Say hello to his little friend.
#5 William Munny - (Clint Eastwood inUnforgiven) He has killed everything that has ever walked or crawled at one time or the other..and he is here to kill you...for what you did to his friend Ned.
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#12 Dalton - (Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse) He did nothing to Ned, but he will serve him a drink and then proceed to rip his throat out.
#4 Keyser Soze - (The Usual Suspects) Who is Keyser Soze? Well, we have a pretty good idea. We do know that he showed what will really was to a room full of men of will by murdering his entire family just to prove a point.
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#13 Arthur Bishop - (Charles Bronson in The Mechanic) “Murder is just killing without a license”. Hard to find a cooler hitman ever. He will even tell you he is..as he blows your brains out.
#6 Ethan Edwards - (John Wayne in The Searchers) He kills Indians..because..well..they are Indians and he hates them...he hates tenderfoots..he hates city folk...in fact...he attempts to kill just about everybody he comes across.
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#11 James Bond - The Name is Bond...James Bond. Shaken...not stirred.
#3 Darth Vader - He finds your lack of faith disturbing. He will even eventually do the right thing...but he will conquer the galaxy first...and do it in style.
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#14 The Cloverfield Monster - ARRRRR...SHRREEEEEEK....RRRRRRR!
#7 The Predator - Just collecting trophies....just don’t have a nice looking skull.
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#10 Shaft - Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.....Shaft!.....You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother....Shut Yo Mouth.
#2 Anton Chigurh - (Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men) “You know how it is gonna turn out” so ...”Call it”.
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#15 The Sarge - (Lee Marvin in The Big Red One) He lands in North Africa..kills Germans...he lands in Italy...Kills Italians and Germans..Lands on a Viche beach..kills them too....Lands on Normandy...kills them all....just remember his creedo..”We don’t murder the enemy..we kill them.” Just don’t attempt to surrender to him.
Vote in Each Matchup
Poll closed Apr 22, 2008.
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1 The Terminator
47 vote(s)85.5% -
16 Creasy
6 vote(s)10.9% -
8 Dutch
28 vote(s)50.9% -
9 Tony Montana
26 vote(s)47.3% -
5 William Munny
38 vote(s)69.1% -
12 Dalton
12 vote(s)21.8% -
4 Keyser Soze
31 vote(s)56.4% -
13 Arthur Bishop
17 vote(s)30.9% -
6 Ethan Edwards
10 vote(s)18.2% -
11 James Bond
43 vote(s)78.2% -
3 Darth Vader
48 vote(s)87.3% -
14 The Cloverfield Monster
4 vote(s)7.3% -
7 The Predator
41 vote(s)74.5% -
10 Shaft
11 vote(s)20.0% -
2 Anton Chigurh
33 vote(s)60.0% -
15 The Sarge
20 vote(s)36.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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John Wayne is rolling over in his grave and consoling Charles Bronson.
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They both have some tough "games." Keyser was just a nasty guy, while I think alot of younger folk dont really know who Bronson is. I myself saw him in a few WW2 flicks, never seen him in that role.
As for Wayne, well, Bond is one of the most popular characters ever created, I was shocked to see him so low rated tbh. -
Dutch vs. Tony Montana is probably the toughest matchup out of the entire tournament thus far. Both are HUGE badasses...my head hurts...
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I'm not a fan of the monsters. I don't think they're bad asses. I think they just are who they're supposed to be.
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"The Monsters are who we thought they were!...and we let em' off the hook! You wanna crown the Predator, then crown his ***"Frumundah Finnatic and finswin56 like this.
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phunwin Happy kids are Dolfans. Luxury Box
You've placed arguably my three favorite movie characters of all time in this bracket: Bond, The Terminator and Lord Vader. If you had somehow worked Jack Ryan and Crash Davis in, I'd have been mighty impressed.
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Al what i can is that not enough people have watched the Searchers. Ethan Edwards is the most rack hard character the Duke ever played.
If it had been up against the literary James Bond I'd have though it a closer match, but Bond got toned way down from the novels to the screen. -
I voted for Ethan Edwards too. However, if Bond of the last 25 or so years had been more like the most recent movie, then it might be different.
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Yeah Bond is a tough call. The Moore bond, or the connery bond, or the craig bond. Frankly, the Craig Bond is quite the badass. I mean come on, hes got a little itch, and he aint gonna talk! He can beat you in a poker game, then kill you, chase down a fuel bowser, drives hot cars-and hot women. Oh yeah, he lives the life.
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Bond in a landslide, i think he was upset that he was only an 11 seed. I think the multiple actors help Bond, put them all together and you got one bad *** character.
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"You're going to die knowing you scratched my balls!"
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The Connery and the dude who played him in OHMSS were the most badass Bonds, who in Fleming's books is just an amoral thug who has a veneer of sophistication. A proper Bond wouldn't have got sooky after Vesper Lynn had gone double agent on him.