Barf Alert: Grandma and Grandpa are gettin' it on..ALOT.
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http://health.msn.com/health-topics/aging/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100210489>1=31036
Seniors Having More Sex Than Ever
Study finds big jump in number of those over 70 who are 'doing it'
By Alan Mozes, HealthDay Reporter
WEDNESDAY, July 9 (HealthDay News) -- When it comes to sex, grandma and grandpa are having more of it these days, new Swedish research suggests.According to the study, the last quarter century has seen a dramatic rise in the frequency of sex among the 70-year-old set, whether married or unmarried. And as an added bonus, seniors today (particularly women) say they're much more satisfied with their liaisons than the previous generation -- facing less sexual dysfunction and feeling more positive about the experience.
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calphinNew MemberI'm sure Viagra and all the other male enhancement have alot to do with it. Hell,when I'm 75-85,I'll be eating those things like M&M's,if need be.
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sking29forum_veteranDo 70 year olds even remember what sex is and if they're doing it. Maybe they consider drinking apple juice and playing bingo sex, I don't know and really don't want to know.
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azfinfanmangluxury_box"sking29 wrote:
Do 70 year olds even remember what sex is and if they're doing it. Maybe they consider drinking apple juice and playing bingo sex, I don't know and really don't want to know.
Au-Contraire.
Every single time I try to be better than I was before at being a lover (I am very happily married keep in mind).
By the time I am 70, I want to be the freakin AUTHORITI on bumpin uglies :up:
Section126luxury_box"azfinfanmang wrote:
Au-Contraire.
Every single time I try to be better than I was before at being a lover (I am very happily married keep in mind).
By the time I am 70, I want to be the freakin AUTHORITI on bumpin uglies :up:
gross.
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BigDogsHuntNew Member"calphin wrote:
Hell,when I'm 75-85,I'll be eating those things...if need be.
Please tell me you are talking about Viagra, please tell me you are talking about Viagra!
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
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calphinNew Member"Section126 wrote:
gross.
Either you don't plan on getting old, or maybe than plan is to give up sex after 50?:wink2: as sick as it sounds, old fogeys get horny too.its a nasty thought though.
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calphinNew Member"BigDogsHunt wrote:
Please tell me you are talking about Viagra, please tell me you are talking about Viagra!
yip,the little blue pill of instant bone.
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sking29forum_veteran"azfinfanmang wrote:
Au-Contraire.
Every single time I try to be better than I was before at being a lover (I am very happily married keep in mind).
By the time I am 70, I want to be the freakin AUTHORITI on bumpin uglies :up:
Well all I can say is keep on keepin on.
Honestly if I'm still able to get up in the morning when I'm 70 I'll be happy. :yes:
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BigDogsHuntNew Member"sking29 wrote:
Well all I can say is keep on keepin on.
Honestly if I'm still able to get up in the morning when I'm 70 I'll be happy. :yes:
Calphin says that's what the Viagra is for!
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
Jimmy V. (Mar '93)
Section126luxury_box"calphin wrote:
Either you don't plan on getting old, or maybe than plan is to give up sex after 50?:wink2: as sick as it sounds, old fogeys get horny too.its a nasty thought though.
Not old women though. When I am a fogey, i want to be a sugar daddy.
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calphinNew Member"Section126 wrote:
Not old women though. When I am a fogey, i want to be a sugar daddy.
:sidelol:
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sking29forum_veteran"calphin wrote:
Just pure awesomeness right there. :sidelol:
"BigDogsHunt wrote:
Calphin says that's what the Viagra is for!
I was waiting on that one. :wink2:
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azfinfanmangluxury_box"Section126 wrote:
Not old women though. When I am a fogey, i want to be a sugar daddy.
LOL- I was eating at Olive Garden this last weekend and looked over. There was a dude at least 70 with this really smokin hot Oriental girl...maybe 30. When the first sat them, they were sitting across from each other and I wasnt sure what to think....She then crossed over and sat next to him (In a booth) and put her hands in his lap......
Section126luxury_box"azfinfanmang wrote:
LOL- I was eating at Olive Garden this last weekend and looked over. There was a dude at least 70 with this really smokin hot Oriental girl...maybe 30. When the first sat them, they were sitting across from each other and I wasnt sure what to think....She then crossed over and sat next to him (In a booth) and put her hands in his lap......
That is who I want to be at 70.
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RevRicksubscriber"Section126 wrote:
Not old women though. When I am a fogey, i want to be a sugar daddy.
Nah. Grandpa always said you dance with who you brung! I'm shoving 60 but good, and no problems yet. Some women are like fine wine. They age gracefully and sweetly. Some are like Ripple. They turn to vinegar. And the really young ones are like soda pop - all pop and fizz, and no substance, but sticky sweet.
We are real sailormen, the destroyermen of the fleet.
We can follow the tracks and ride the backs of the dolphins.
We will be where the action is in every situation.
When things are getting too rough for anyone else,
they're getting just right for us!
calphinNew Member"RevRick wrote:
Nah. Grandpa always said you dance with who you brung! I'm shoving 60 but good, and no problems yet. Some women are like fine wine. They age gracefully and sweetly. Some are like Ripple. They turn to vinegar. And the really young ones are like soda pop - all pop and fizz, and no substance, but sticky sweet.
So true:hi5:
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texanphinaticforum_veteran"azfinfanmang wrote:
LOL- I was eating at Olive Garden this last weekend and looked over. There was a dude at least 70 with this really smokin hot Oriental girl...maybe 30. When the first sat them, they were sitting across from each other and I wasnt sure what to think....She then crossed over and sat next to him (In a booth) and put her hands in his lap......
Mail order ftw!! :up:
azfinfanmangluxury_box"Section126 wrote:
That is who I want to be at 70.
So, you wanna have to pay for it?
Section126luxury_box"azfinfanmang wrote:
So, you wanna have to pay for it?
I would ELECT to pay for it. Big difference.
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Section126luxury_box"RevRick wrote:
Nah. Grandpa always said you dance with who you brung! I'm shoving 60 but good, and no problems yet. Some women are like fine wine. They age gracefully and sweetly. Some are like Ripple. They turn to vinegar. And the really young ones are like soda pop - all pop and fizz, and no substance, but sticky sweet.
Words of wisdom Rev. :up:
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PMZQNew Member"calphin wrote:
I'm sure Viagra and all the other male enhancement have alot to do with it. Hell,when I'm 75-85,I'll be eating those things like M&M's,if need be.
Remember those little blue pills don't help get it up, and that is what most old farts have trouble with. Now if you can get it up.....and at 75 that's tough to do, go for it, and keep Grandma smiling :wink2:
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