For millions of years, people have argued and waged war over one of the most important factors in human existence:
Which Lip Balm Rules Them All?
True story:
There's three main superpowers in the struggle for Lip Balm supremacy. Blistex, Carmex, and Chapstick.
Blistex - Used by millions and known for it's medicated line of balms for people *cough* warp *cough* with strange blisters located throughout the body.
Carmex - Loved and used by millions. Doesn't have the fancy packaging and flavors of Chapstick, and the association with medicine that Blistex has.
Chapstick - Known as the Christianity of lip balms. It's used by more people than the bible and condoms combined. Boasting flavors from root beer to asparagus.
So my question to you folks... Who is it gonna be?
Which Lip Balm Reigns Supreme?
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Blistex
7 vote(s)20.0% -
Carmex
9 vote(s)25.7% -
Chapstick
12 vote(s)34.3% -
Another brand of loser balm
5 vote(s)14.3% -
I'm too cool or manly to use Lip Balms (loser)
2 vote(s)5.7%
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Frumundah Finnatic likes this.
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cherry chapstix ftw......woot woot!!!!
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Burt's Bees. Its simply better than the others.
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Just because I'm secure enough in my masculinity to admit I prefer Burt's Bees doesn't mean I should be open to criticism, from you.
Fine, I like my lip balm a little fey. What's wrong with that? Who are you to judge?
Geez, next you'll be telling me I can't wear pantyhose anymore.NaboCane, Frumundah Finnatic, PeaTearGriffin and 6 others like this. -
the war continues......
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I am just a little surprised he didn't already know what type of Lip Balm you wore
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ya he just has to smell his di............nevermind :shifty:Frumundah Finnatic, opfinistic, mor911 and 1 other person like this.
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I'm sure you were going to say di...verse investment portfolio. Right, Mr. Twilight?unluckyluciano likes this.
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burt's bees is delicious....................................
what?Frumundah Finnatic, Fin D and SICK like this. -
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Okay, color me curious.
Who exactly is this Burt character, and why are all you guys fawning over his bee's?
Does Ernie know about this? :shifty:Frumundah Finnatic and unluckyluciano like this. -
i cant use any lip ointment. i find it extremely womanly. i just let my lips peel and bleed...like a man.
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Yeah, but that means Eric has to explain the bloodstains in his tighty whiteys.Frumundah Finnatic and SICK like this.
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everyone knows his periods are very heavy.Frumundah Finnatic, unluckyluciano and opfinistic like this.
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No, my favorite is "Your Mama's Lip Balma on Her Grandmama's Llama"Frumundah Finnatic and Big E like this.
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Lmao!
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Freakin' pedo.... :pity:
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the only way this thread gets better is if we can figure out a way to decrease gish's rep.
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Roflmfao!!!
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im assuming he is writing a long essay on the pantyhose, lip balming club he is going to start after fin-d's post re assured him he is not alone.......Frumundah Finnatic, Sethdaddy8 and Fin D like this.
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No, I was the kid that kicked the asses of the troublemakers who didn't want to follow rules. :shifty:
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