Because Pagan loves it when people do awesome stuff to hott cars

If I'm the dealer who sold him that car

 

Kill him...

 

That's like putting a porn star in a chastity belt.

...like JT in a Jets jersey.
...playing Marino at running back.
...putting ketchup on a steak.
...running Windows on a Mac.
...giving a Wii to a quadriplegic.
...playing Lucky as a NBA center.
...going to Spring Break with your parents.
...buying a $4000 stereo system so you can play country music.
...having a nice house but letting Mor live there.

 

I think he might have been referring to the doors being kicked in every once in a while.

 

I could play center.................. in a pygmy village in south america.....

 

No, no, it was the shower thing.

 

^^ That.

 

I bet it's just vinyl. I've seen a lot of rally people do this to protect the car from rock chips

 

So...are you not supposed to do that or something?

/puts ketchup on his ketchup

 

Using his Ferrari for rallying: another reason this man needs to be put to sleep.

 

I've seen worse.

 

What about these cars owned by footballer (soccer) El Hadji Diouf ?

 

or

Footballer(soccer) Stephen Ireland bought and 'pimped' this car for his girlfriend

 

Boy, that must be some poon.

 

Ive seen a lot of better looking women

This is the best pic I can find of her

 

This is wrong, but I hope that guy goes broke for some reason.

 

Indeed. If your girl intrinsically makes you do that to a Bentley, it could mean she's your soul mate. More often than not though, reality says quite the opposite. Which is why I'm rooting for this guy to go broke and see exactly where on the curb she immediately kicks him to.

 

He does constantly look extremely ill

Great player though

 

Are you kidding? That guy's head looks like a nipple. He should be on his knees thanking his maker he got a woman who looks like that.

And every time someone makes a car look like that, Carroll Shelby kills a kitten.

 

...money helps. It always helps.