Belichick Drops off Draft Picks in the Desert (The Onion)

SeanP · May 3, 2010

Pretty funny article from The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-belichick-drops-off-recent-draft-picks-in-mid,17352/?ref=d

However, the infamously Machiavellian coach told his draft picks that there was no potable surface water for "hundreds of miles"; that it would be in their best interests not to attempt to contact any locals who crossed their path; that only the fruit at the very center of the thornbushes would be edible; that most of the indigenous wildlife, especially the arachnids, was very, very poisonous; and that one of the things he had just told them was a lie.
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For those that DON'T know, this is pure satire and untrue. Although not out of the realm of believability from Belichick

Anyways, thought you guys might enjoy it.

Caps · May 3, 2010

lol that was great

Pandarilla · May 3, 2010

Thanks, that was some funny reading.

Ohio Fanatic · May 5, 2010

Funny as hell.

BB might as well start doing this. His drafts aren't that good anymore anyway.

screamer · May 5, 2010

So that's what been happening with their draft picks over the years! I thought they just never made the team.

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