reading a book in my lawn chair drinking a beer outside.

 

Are you 80?

Do you yell at the neighborhood kids as well?

 

masterbating drunk is pretty good as well................ wait what??

 

so what exactly makes that something an old person would do the drinking of the beer or the reading? Are you waiting to you are 80 to learn to read???

 

playing something i hear in my head on guitar.

walking

listening to new music or old favorites

i'm breaking the damn thread law. sex makes me feel amazing.

 

Just a mental picture of you sitting in the front yard in a folding chair with a beer shaking your hand at kids that get too close to your lawn.

 

i only shake my fists at them because i work so hard to not have a lawn, i am afraid they will bring seeds into it.

 

i am the same way, I used to have my dad wake me up so i can just go back to sleep... its the best feeling, I love it when you wake up, realize its like 5 in the morning, and its nice and cool and you can go back to sleep... seriously the best feeling ever.

 

Seriously, bad joke with lucky aside. My son is what makes my day turn. From him jabbing me in the nose in the morning to wake me up to him yelling "daddy I'm home" and climbing the stairs to come see me in my office.

He'll be two next month and he makes me feel young because of how much fun i have with him and at the same time old because of how fast time is going by.

 

depending on the type of seeds I'm sure that Opie would take them off your hands.

 

that reinvigorating feeling you get after a power nap.

 

That's kind of demented. Why not just enjoy the extra sleep uninterrupted?

 

Not peein for like...ALL DAY.
Just to unleash it...

 

A good cigar and a beverage.

 

Seeing my roommate play World of Warcraft and knowing I'm not a total loser.........................................................

oh and when the Dolphins win.... and the Jets lose.... (so 124 leaves for a week, what?)

 

-My dogs greeting me when I come home. Makes me feel like the most important person in the world.
-My BoSox destroying the Wankees, My Phins dismantling the Jets/Pats.
-When a cute/sexy woman shows interest in me. (which is rare these days)
-Seeing my father happy.
-Drinking beer with friends at a good viking metal show.
-Hanging with Chris & E, because I forget about my f'd up life for a moment and can laugh.

 

-Massages
-Jets wins
-Drinking at a bar :pointlol:

 

Being out in public somewhere and getting recognized. :D

 

The phins scoring a TD!

OH and on Sunday morning when I wake up and realise that they missus has let me have a lie-in and taken the kids to church so I get to wake up in my own time!

 

I can't believe it took till page 2 in a thread about what makes you feel amazing on a Dolphins message board for someone to mention a Dolphins win!

To add to that, the Dolphins beating the Bills, Jets, and / or especially the Patriots makes me feel absolutely amazing.

That and

 

Just about verything on that list is so spot on cept for that damn Red Sux comment...:pity:

 

My youngest daughter's laugh. When my kids are happy nothing else matters to me.
Sitting on the beach late at night listening to the waves....haven't done that in awhile.
Listening to some R & B sitting out staring at the night drinking some brew.

 

1. Receiving oral
2. Sex
3. Massage
4. A significant dump
5. A significant piss

 

Downill skiing. The most exhilarating activity in the world. NOTHING beats the rush of a double black diamond run, man.

Dealing with 30 below zero days here in winter is rough, but I LOVE being able to drive 20 minutes and go skiing whenever I feel like it. It makes living here in winter worth it for me.

 

- Hitting a good golf shot
- Hot towel over the face
- Wine/Cigar/Steak from Capital Grille

 

dolphins victory
hitting an amazing golf shot
going to the beach on a really beautiful day
lap dances :shifty:
hanging out with a big group of friends

 

To paraphrase Bull Durham....

Well, I enjoy pondering ones soul and our place in the universe, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, Cuban Cigars with a glass of Amaretto Disarrano on the rocks, and knowing that the policies of the left are self-indulgent, overrated crap. The feel of a perfectly struck long-iron. I feel Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and that both leagues should use the designated hitter. Proven MLB P.E.D users have earned a group plaque in the Hall of Shame but never individual plagues in the Hall of Fame. If your stadium needs a Dome, make it retractable. I believe in the sweet spot, the G-spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses with my wife any chance I get. I believe in the pledge of allegiance and saluting the flag for which it stands. I believe the mysteries I fail to comprehend today, will be shown to me in the afterlife. I enjoy 1st Class service on flights. The smile on my daughter's faces when they say, "Dad"! And I believe in making a fair buck and loving what you do to earn it.

 

Getting a good massage is up there, even without the happy ending it doesn't get much better than that.

Also, the feeling of walking out of work on a Friday afternoon. I usually don't do **** on the weekends anymore, but the world is full of possibilites!

 

Misspelling words. I love thinking about people trying to read my posts.

 

O another thing that makes me feel good is when the Miami Dolphins win

 

I was gonna say scoring a goal in my hockey leagues, but lately, I've been out for a few months with a hamstring injruy.

It's very tough to have to watch games, especially when your team is down and you can't do anything to help. Such a bad feeling.

I've re-injured my hammy 3 times since the initial tear because I couldn't take it anymore, and I thought I'd be fine. 2 of the 3 times I re-injured it on my first shift, and once had to pull up on a clear breakaway - beat my guy, made a few steps on him, just before the blue line I pulled the hammy again, and had to dump the ball in on a breakaway and sub off. FRUSTRATING!

So, just playing hockey, flying around and going to war will make me feel amazing. It is especially tough because I am probably the fastest guy in the league, and its been two months since I reached top speed....I REALLY miss that feeling man....

BTW, I play competitive ball hockey . . . this will give you a sense of what the sport entails;
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=696SfANULlk&feature=related"]YouTube - 2008 Canadian Ball Hockey Champioships[/ame]

I'm on a cycling rehab program now, but ultimately, it needs time to heal. Gonna have to bite the bullet and sit out at least 5 more weeks.

EDIT: 4 seasons in ball hockey (summer, winter, fall, and spring). The summer season is the most important, as the winners of summer divisions qualify for provincial and national championship tournies. So, I'm missing the most important season of the year. $%#^

 

Isn't that assumed here though? It would be a pretty dull thread if we all said "when the dolphins win".....that is why we are all part of this board right? :up:

Thread title should be "besides sex and a dolphins win, what......."

:lol:

 

I was at the game last year in Foxborough. Now dubbed the "Wildcat Game", I have to say Ive never felt better about a Dolphins win in my lifetime. Until the Dolphins win the Super Bowl, nothing they do will top that in my experiences.