Bill Parcells/Al Davis Conversation (fake)

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anlgpanlgpNew MemberOP
Mar 26, 2009, 04:46 AM

This is pretty damn funny

John Herrera: "Hang on, Mr. Davis is inching his way to his desk. He's going to join the call"

Bill Parcells: "I don't have all day"

John Herrera: "He's almost there"

Bill Parcells: "Why do you want Jake Grove back anyway? You let him become a free agent"

(Al breaks in) "Bill, this is Al. You should give us compensation for allowing him to go to free agency"

.....

Al Davis: "I like his hair, the way it flops out of the back of the helmet. It makes everyone think he's a good player, like what's his name, that safety in Pittsburgh. i want one of those guys with the hair. Speed baby, Raider speed."

^ :sidelol:

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