The victim was quoted as saying: "This **** isn't funny."

 

It's not, but that quote made me LOL :lol:

 

I'm sorry but how ****ing stupid do you have to be to not smell **** floating around in your coke?

 

This Coke Zero tastes like crap...

 

Someone would have got themselves a massive beatdown for **** like that.

 

What a piece of ****.

 

Of course it was in jersey...

 

Well it certainly wasn't a Jets fan who sipped on ****....

A Jets fan wouldn't have spit it out.

 

Couldn't that easily be summed up in 3 words?

 

2 words: Dookie bad. (Now that i see it written out, I think that is what I'll name my first child.)

 

Thats a pretty shi-ty thing to do..

And in the kids defense the whole city smells like sh-t so why would he suspect his Coke?

 

So you're taking my advice from your Goddaughter thread eh?

 

No not at all. I have a very strict "Take No Advice From HardKore" policy. Its so strict, you actually wield great power over me. For example, if you advised me to eat, I'd die of starvation. That's just a small sample of the level of distrust and lack of respect I have for you.

 

How would the kid even dump into his soda? It seems difficult

 

Not if he had beer and hot wings the night before. ;)

 

...Only in Jersey

 

I think it would've been better if the kid just drank the whole thing and went about his business, as if nothing happened.

 

You'd have to do research as to why you shouldn't eat or drink ****. How awesome a report would that be?

 

Well, a notch above **** would be acceptable.