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Brag on your adopted Dolphins Thread..

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Fin-Omenal, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    I didnt see an official thread where I could brag about my new little guy.... so I figured I would start one, and tell you all why my kid is better than yours!!!!!

    Michael Lehan (or Mikey as I call him) is a fine young cornerback.....who came to Miami from the Browns a couple years back. Since then he has been a solid contributor who NEVER gets mixed up in crucial penalties on 3rd and longs! But my child has the confidence of Parcells and Co. hence the contract:up:
     
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  2. Miamifan1354

    Miamifan1354 Not Good Enough.

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    Your kid's garbage.. Now my kid.. He's a future Hall of Famer!!! Randolph Channing Crowder was a draft pick and has been here his whole career. He's a phin for life.. I mean, he has dolphin is practically his first name.. Seriously ranDOLPHIN.. He's really going to show you all some great things this year. He's been waiting for a chance to play in a real 3-4 and he's going to make all of you just saw wow.




    BTW, just kidding about your kid being garbage... I'm just such a proud papa
     
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  3. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Yea, but your kid is U-G-L-Y-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Nah..his kid isnt ugly... If you wanna see U-G-L-Y....just feast your eyes on MY kid..:up:
     

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  5. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Your parenting is bad!!! You just brought the kid home and already your saying things to kill his confidence...

    Its not your fault Paul......it's not your fault:no:
     
  6. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    My kid, Jason Allen, can grow a better beard than your guy can.
     
  7. Finfang

    Finfang New Member

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    You really need to teach your kid to study game film, also teach him how to take better angles when tackling and stop chasing plays! Sorry man but your kid is not a very good football player! :wink2:
     
  8. Miamifan1354

    Miamifan1354 Not Good Enough.

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    My kid is going to be a great football player this season, you just watch.. He's going to develop into a HOFer.. All he needs is some stability in the coaching staff. Everyone keeps telling him to do different things.. You can't blame a little kid for getting confused!
     
  9. azfinfanmang

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    Yeah, thats all good and everything....but did you even look at that picture I posted?

    Just asking.....:pity:

    On the bright side, my kid is a BEAST, and with another year or two under his belt, he will live up to ALL of our expectations....:up:
     
  10. Miamifan1354

    Miamifan1354 Not Good Enough.

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    What do you think your kid will do if they make him cut his hair? I think that's where he gets all of his power from.
     
  11. Finfang

    Finfang New Member

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    Now my kid Ricky Williams ........ :lol:
     
  12. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Theres alot about your kid I could say....but I will be respectfull:up:
     
  13. azfinfanmang

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    Ahhhh....that would be confusing him with the OTHER large polynesian on the team :up:


    But yeah, I would PITY THE FOOL that tries to make him cut his hair and take away some of his heritege...
     
  14. SICK

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    COMPLETLEY un true!!!!!!!


    Our son....Channing Crowder....is none of those things you speak of. He was the teams leading tackler and has a knack for being around the ball.....he learned alot from ZT. Watch he WILL excell this year!!!!!
     
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  15. Miamifan1354

    Miamifan1354 Not Good Enough.

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    Your kid's Ricky and you want to call my kid a bad football player? Your kid can't even put down the wacky weed.. At least my kid stays on the field. [​IMG]
     
  16. Fin-Omenal

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    Just a free spirit....you have a great kid!!

    Just make sure he doesnt miss his D.A.R.E classes.
     
  17. Finfang

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    Your kid has a knack for making tackles six or seven yards downfield. Teach your kid to cut off the play at the point of attack dad.
     
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  18. SICK

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    needs to pee in a cup....ALOT this season
     
  19. SICK

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    If i was paid to coach....i would gladly do that :up:
     
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    Brandon Fields is the shnikies because he can touch a ball with his foot and with his hands unlike all others. He has a strong foot and will shove it up your you know what if you mess around with him :)

    Also, hes an WTF alien.
     
  21. SICK

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    re-name him

    Brandon "Shanks down the" Fields :wink2:
     
  22. Miamifan1354

    Miamifan1354 Not Good Enough.

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    Are you talking about Brandon "I shank all my punts" Fields?:tongue2:
     
  23. Miamifan1354

    Miamifan1354 Not Good Enough.

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    Same time man.. same time!
     
  24. SICK

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    Thats why we both will raise our little Channing so well.....we see eye 2 eye :lol:
     
  25. Jackson

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    Quick Question, When I adopted Ted Ginn, did I get his whole Family too? Because I only want Ted
     
  26. Fin-Omenal

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    I have a feeling your kid is gonna get his lunch money taken quite often...
     
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  27. SICK

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    Just send his family to Cam Cams residence....he'll bring em in
     
  28. Jackson

    Jackson Bruce Banner

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    Good idea. Anyone know his South Florida oops I mean Baltimore address?
     
  29. alen1

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    I have a feeling that your kid is going to get taken away by Brandon "Frickin" Fields UFO

    He is a big boy now

    EDIT: Nevermind, I thought it said "I shank all my pants". No comment......

    He is a big boy now.
     
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  30. Finfang

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    Now I like your kid. He has promise!
     
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  31. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    hahahahaha i still have to decide if i want his family...

    your boy looks like hurley from Lost in that picture.. only about 100 lbs lighter
     
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  32. Fin-Omenal

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    Your son is welcome over anytime :hi5:
     
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  33. Jackson

    Jackson Bruce Banner

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    Well thank you. We expect big things out of him next year on Offense and ST. We hope he spends so much time in the endzone that we can move there
     
  34. Jackson

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    As is yours. They can run drills together in the backyard
     
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  35. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Can Brandon join???
     
  36. Lab3003

    Lab3003 Golden era

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    My boy is Greg Camarillo...

    If at first you don't succeed, then you're not Greg Camarillo.
     
  37. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Hahha very true.
     
  38. Jackson

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    of course. Brandon Can Punt, Michael can cover, and Ted can return
     
  39. Jackson

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    Awesome!
     
  40. sgtphin

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    My boy, Drew is going to get his shot at the bigs this year, when they move Samson to LG! Just watch, he's been working his tail off this past off-season. Since his rehab after surgery, he's been hitting the weights to build up his strength watching tons of film, studying technique for his shot. With him holding down the Center and with VC, SS, and JS holding down the LT and G spots, we're going to be exponentially better on the OL this year, once we pick up a strong RT in the draft! My boy will really surprise people with his intelligence and drive to succeed!
     

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