BREAKING NEWS!! T.O. sign with Miami

wtf?! cant be real.....

The terms of the contract have not been disclosed, but it is believed that Parcells has offered nothing less than the keys to the kingdom to the controversial receiver

haha no way

Really, you guys?

Miami is said to be agreeable to a 15-year, $250 million contract, with at least $50 million of that coming in a guaranteed signing bonus.

Just as a heads up, the story is authored by "Hotnuke" in the humor section of a website no one has heard of.

haha come on.....why even post this....with quotes like this?!?!?!

Furthermore, undisclosed sources close to the deal have reported that the terms of the deal also include a promise from Parcells that he will do all he can to get Owens a date with Paula Abdul, who Owens is said to be infatuated with.

Parcells stated on the matter, “Hey, I told Terrell I’ll do what I can. But man, I don’t even know Paula Abdul.”

Thanks for scaring me....... :pity:

seriously my heart was pounding.....

please move.

"Sceeto wrote:

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I don't know if this is real, but I just saw it. I will look into it more. Weird. Sorry! I think this is a joke.

LOL!! I didn't even read it. I just saw the headline and posted it. LOL. OOps! Sorry dudes.

Furthermore, undisclosed sources close to the deal have reported that the terms of the deal also include a promise from Parcells that he will do all he can to get Owens a date with Paula Abdul, who Owens is said to be infatuated with.

Parcells stated on the matter, “Hey, I told Terrell I’ll do what I can. But man, I don’t even know Paula Abdul.”

Owners of the Miami Dolphins could not be reached for comment, but they have tentatively scheduled a press conference for mid-morning.

The Miami Herald confirms the story in their article, but they refuse to say whether they can confirm the story about the date with Paula Abdul being part of the contract.

In unrelated news, the Dallas Morning-News has reported that Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones and former All-Pro running back Emmitt Smith were arrested this morning on charges of soliciting a prostitute. In what appears to be a scandal similar to the one comedian Eddie Murphy went through, the prostitute is said to be a drag queen.

LOL!! Those bastards.. :D