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Breaking News!!! Tony Sparano...

Discussion in 'AFC East Rivals' started by Sethdaddy8, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    to keep offense "vanilla" against the Bengals.

    Imagine that...stunner!!!

    Oh the joy that it will fill me, when those Jest fans find that bitter and horrific reality where the "vanilla" just don't stop keepin' on come September.

    I'm telling you boys, those coaches, those quarterbacks, those weak skill positions and suspect line. We may be on the precipice of the WORST NFL offense in the modern football era.
     
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  2. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    If they are striving to be the worst ever they sure have the right OC.
     
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  3. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I'm gonna have to join TheGangrene just to read all the disappointment. :lol:
     
  5. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    To Tony an exciting offense is throwing a deep post route on first down twice a game. OH THE CHILLS
     
  6. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    :chuckle:

    ...... or calling a pass on 3rd down inside FG range.
     
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  7. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;YeVyXFN1OTY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeVyXFN1OTY[/video]
     
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  8. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    So this's what it feels like to be on the other foot.
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  9. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Situation: 3rd and 8 from the 27 yard line

    Inside the mind of Tony Sparano: "Dan can make this one..no reason to pass the ball. Dare I? Dare I, I say? Dare we call a pass? Oh God I'm being a naughty boy...I'm getting chills just thinking about it. Should I? I JUST CANT DO IT! Run the draw!'
     
  10. cdz12250

    cdz12250 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Sparano was limited by the players he had. Now he has Tebow to keep things interesting.
     
  11. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Sparano was limited by his brain cells, or lack there of.
     
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  12. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Keep an eye on how Hoyer does in New Egland, BB is going to play him alot in hopes of him lighting it up, so he can fleece yet some other stupid *** GM for a draft pick.....instead of getting either Moore or Garrard for probably a cheaper pick.....

    Last night he went 8/15 45 years, and 1TD.....
     
  13. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Holy ****, I'm not sure what that means in football terms, but sounds like an amazing night!

    All kidding aside, agree with the OP. I usually am one to poo poo early prognostications of failure for the Jets or other AFC East rivals this early in the year, especially after seeing the Jets go to the AFC Title game 2 years in a row. That being said, I've tried to picture how this Jets team with these QBs and Sparano's offense could possibly be successful. I just don't see it.
     
  14. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Mallet went 8/19 and had an INT.
     
  15. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I can see them succeeding on offense, their problem is age is becoming an issue and their OL is as suspect as ours is w/o any potential answers that we have in Martin/Hicks.
     
  16. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Maybe Tony can help their OL while there to.
     

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