Breaking: Picture of Dan Marino exercising with near nude hairy fat man surfaces.

Jesus Christ. Even doing yoga he's got the same "caverns of flame" thing going on with his eyes that he had as a player. It's a good thing he retired. God only knows how far along global warming would be by now if he didn't. Those "heaters" on the floor in the room were actually there to bring down the temperature.

I know the instinct is to pay attention to the piece of bacon frying in the background but I can't help but pay attention to and laugh at how incredibly intense and pissed off Dan Marino looks...while doing YOGA.

"ckparrothead wrote:

I know the instinct is to pay attention to the piece of bacon frying in the background but I can't help but pay attention to and laugh at how incredibly intense and pissed off Dan Marino looks...while doing YOGA.

Pissed off? That's pretty creative.

Hey that's me, doing Yoga with Dan Marino.

Photoshopped head..

"Fin-Omenal wrote:

Photoshopped head..

Oh...you're not bald?

Further proof that there is NOTHING Dan Marino doesn't look awesome doing. Even if he's doing it with a mostly naked hairy dude.

Check out the throwback logo on his shirt. A sign of things to come, I hope. :p

Was I the only person who was extremely hesitant to click on that picture?

"dolfan32323 wrote:

Was I the only person who was extremely hesitant to click on that picture?

Nope. Seems not important to me...

Is that Ron Jeremy? :headscratch:

"dolfan32323 wrote:

Was I the only person who was extremely hesitant to click on that picture?

I was, because Deadspin.

"gamblerx wrote:

Nope. Seems not important to me...

but you took time off your very busy schedule as a neurosurgeon to open this thread and post this.

That's not a photoshopped picture. That picture was actually tweeted earlier today by @SI_Vault who puts out old funky pictures from (you guessed it) the SI Vault all the time.

That's Dan Marino, looking pissed, doing Yoga with a fat hairy guy in a speedo.

"KingMotion wrote:

These guys must eat like total ****.

I say as I eat a coconut cupcake in my car after a salami sandwich. But it is gluten and dairy free!

"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! :sidelol:

People are starring at me at work because of how much I laughed at that. I do not know why I laughed so hard.

The bucket

"ckparrothead wrote:

That's not a photoshopped picture. That picture was actually tweeted earlier today by @SI_Vault who puts out old funky pictures from (you guessed it) the SI Vault all the time.

That's Dan Marino, looking pissed, doing Yoga with a fat hairy guy in a speedo.

That is in every inbox at CBS Sports by now.

I didn't know Marino was good friends with Danny DeVito, learn something new everyday!

For your information, it's called "hot yoga" and it is very good for detoxing...

"Desides wrote:

I was, because Deadspin.

Exactly.

"ckparrothead wrote:

That's not a photoshopped picture. That picture was actually tweeted earlier today by @SI_Vault who puts out old funky pictures from (you guessed it) the SI Vault all the time.

That's Dan Marino, looking pissed, doing Yoga with a fat hairy guy in a speedo.

well now you know why he's pissed. There's a ****ing fat hairy guy in a speedo next to him doing yoga.

I believe this was taken in 1885 the week Dan was preparing to play the Bears on MNF.

Seriously? That pic 'might ' have been taken when Marino was a Fin in like......1992/94?
I'm sure he still has those vintage cut off shirts he works out in.:lol:
Looks like he's in his mid 30's.

It's 1994 according to the link. Probably when he was coming back from the Achilles injury. He was extra focused. And why the **** would he look anything but straight ahead anyway?