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Breaking: Picture of Dan Marino exercising with near nude hairy fat man surfaces.

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Section126, Jan 10, 2013.

  1. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    Jesus Christ. Even doing yoga he's got the same "caverns of flame" thing going on with his eyes that he had as a player. It's a good thing he retired. God only knows how far along global warming would be by now if he didn't. Those "heaters" on the floor in the room were actually there to bring down the temperature.
     
  2. ckparrothead

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    I know the instinct is to pay attention to the piece of bacon frying in the background but I can't help but pay attention to and laugh at how incredibly intense and pissed off Dan Marino looks...while doing YOGA.
     
  3. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Pissed off? That's pretty creative.
     
  4. Perfectville_USA

    Perfectville_USA Mr Perfect

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    Hey that's me, doing Yoga with Dan Marino. [wink]
     
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  5. Fin-Omenal

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    Thee...Ohio State University
    Photoshopped head..
     
  6. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Oh...you're not bald?
     
  7. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Further proof that there is NOTHING Dan Marino doesn't look awesome doing. Even if he's doing it with a mostly naked hairy dude.
     
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  8. Joe Robbie

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    Check out the throwback logo on his shirt. A sign of things to come, I hope. :p
     
  9. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    Was I the only person who was extremely hesitant to click on that picture?
     
  10. gamblerx

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    Nope. Seems not important to me...
     
  11. shouright

    shouright Banned

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    Is that Ron Jeremy? :headscratch:
     
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  12. Desides

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    I was, because Deadspin.
     
  13. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    but you took time off your very busy schedule as a neurosurgeon to open this thread and post this.
     
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  15. ckparrothead

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    That's not a photoshopped picture. That picture was actually tweeted earlier today by @SI_Vault who puts out old funky pictures from (you guessed it) the SI Vault all the time.

    That's Dan Marino, looking pissed, doing Yoga with a fat hairy guy in a speedo.
     
  16. Bpk

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    These guys must eat like total ****.

    I say as I eat a coconut cupcake in my car after a salami sandwich. But it is gluten and dairy free!
     
  17. Bpk

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    The bucket
     
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  18. Bpk

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    That is in every inbox at CBS Sports by now.
     
  19. Thunderbolt89

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    I didn't know Marino was good friends with Danny DeVito, learn something new everyday!
     
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  20. Pandarilla

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    For your information, it's called "hot yoga" and it is very good for detoxing...
     
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  21. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    Exactly.
     
  22. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    well now you know why he's pissed. There's a ****ing fat hairy guy in a speedo next to him doing yoga.
     
  23. AdamC13

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    I believe this was taken in 1885 the week Dan was preparing to play the Bears on MNF.
     
  24. 54Fins

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    Seriously? That pic 'might ' have been taken when Marino was a Fin in like......1992/94?
    I'm sure he still has those vintage cut off shirts he works out in.:lol:
    Looks like he's in his mid 30's.
     
  25. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    It's 1994 according to the link. Probably when he was coming back from the Achilles injury. He was extra focused. And why the **** would he look anything but straight ahead anyway?
     
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  26. Pandarilla

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    That makes sense, hot yoga is known for strengthening ligaments...
     
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  27. jdang307

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    He pissed off because the dude next to him is wearing speedos.
     
  28. slickj101

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    Bikram Yoga
     
  29. DevilFin13

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    I thought the same thing. And normally I wouldn't bother posting something just to say I agree with you. But Dan is so awesome that it bears repeating.
     
  30. MAFishFan

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    who knew Dan worked out with Olivadotti?
     
  31. WhiteIbanez

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    Jesus God it is all too much everywhere. I'm just trying to keep up with that damn tail.
     
  32. ToddPhin

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  33. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    That's what they use for that kind of yoga.
     
  34. ToddPhin

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    what, a used portable classroom previously occupied by a Dillard 12th grade algebra class? :shifty:
     
  35. slickj101

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    You're trying hard. Ricky would be disappointed.
     
  36. MikeHoncho

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  37. Pandarilla

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    Guzuntight...
     
  38. Califin

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    Looks like an italian thing.

    Maybe when his cousin Angelo opened a yoga studio upstairs from a Deli?

    If it was 04/94, who's to say it wasn't beneficial, having clinched the division title later that year.
     
  39. oakelmpine

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    That dude with the long hair.....I want to be blind now.
     

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