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Breaking: Ryan Tannehill diagnosed with Brachydactyly type D.

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Section126, Sep 26, 2014.

  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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  2. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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  3. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    I want to be mad at you, but I'm too busy laughing. Well-played.
     
  4. Griese's Glasses

    Griese's Glasses Well-Known Member

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    It's sort of disheartening when you realized this is one of the better threads around on thephins.com...
     
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  5. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    But Lauren isnt...ahhh never mind
     
  6. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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  7. JJ_79

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    This ist not a true story, is it?!
     
  8. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    I would believe you more if you said he was diagnosed as being cross eyed, or that he has no depth perception. :shifty:
     
  9. Bumrush

    Bumrush Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    *******.
     
  10. ExplosionsInDaSky

    ExplosionsInDaSky Well-Known Member

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    Woa sounds terrible...Googling Clubbed Thumb ASAP!
     
  11. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    Could be a good reason he has some issues with some throws. I am not even kidding. :up:
     
  12. MikeHoncho

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    That explains the fumble and accuracy issues.
     
  13. JPPT1974

    JPPT1974 In this Together

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    Yeah it explains why he fumbles and needs to be accurate more indeed. Keeps playing the way he does, Matt Moore will have to take over.
     
  14. OkiePhin

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    Now I know how he landed Lauren!!
     
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  15. MikeHoncho

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    :up:




    :shifty:
     
  16. DPlus47

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    After all you've been through as a fan, that's what would push you over the edge?
     
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  17. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Matt Moore should be starting. And you'll be right back here Monday morning *****ing like the rest of us. Lmao
     
  18. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    Dude, be careful what you wish for. There's a team in D.C. that would tell you that.
     
  19. Patssuck

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    Hopefully Moore does not see the field. Don't need him ****en up the draft positioning again.
     
  20. Disnardo

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    Is this how the ole saying of "he is all thumbs" came to be???

    Thanks for the laughs Sect....
     
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  21. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I just want to win man. F*** the draft position. We don't draft well anyway. It doesn't matter what round it is. We seem to always be inferior in that department.
     
  22. Patssuck

    Patssuck Well-Known Member

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    I get it man I really do, but we need to face facts. Neither of these guys are the answer and Philbin needs to go.
     
  23. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    In honor of the recently departed Eric the Actor:

    He's Club ****ing thumbed, you asswipes!!!
     
  24. 77FinFan

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    :thumbup:
     
  25. Conuficus

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    So, should we check his toes to see if he has any fingers down there? And if so, should we consider a digit transplant during the bye week? That way he'll be ready for training camp next year. Let Moore run it and then let the third stringer have some time too.

    I think we need to sign a petition and or raise money for a banner demanding to see Tannehill's feet. If we can do this during Jets week we can distract Rex Ryan enough to win the game.
     
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  26. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    can't see past 20 yards itis is
     
  27. Ohio Fanatic

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    Best comment ever when you scroll down

     
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  28. Rocky Raccoon

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    I saw this last night, and yet when I saw "Breaking: Ryan Tannehill diagnosed..." I still nearly **** myself.

    Damn you, Section.
     
  29. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Spoken like a former lover at the STD clinic.
     
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  30. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Who?
     
  31. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    sometimes things go right over my head, is this a joke or just a malicious attack?
    1) if true, does this actually impact his passing game. seems to me he has already proven his ability to make every pass required of him. his problem in year three appears to be the new system , dropped balls & inconsistency.
    2) if true, why hasn't this been an issue before now? surely, his hands were examined by credible physicians prior to being drafted. he is a QB & first round pick.
    3) as a receiver, he would never be able to catch with two big toes. (lol) this is not the kind of **** we need circulating going into a game.
     
  32. Fin D

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    I think he was making a joke and meant Meh-t Moore.
     
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  33. ToddPhin

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    Ummmm so what about the hand he throws with? lol
     
  34. Phins_Fan_87

    Phins_Fan_87 Phins and Heat fan Club Member

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    this comment was hilarious
    NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.
     
  35. FanMarino

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    Beats the U.S Ryder Cup team. Who right now are in the 'all thumbs and no fingers and can't choose the right club...Club'
     

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