Candy Cane Mightier Than The Sword?
3 replies
EshlemonForum VeteranOPThought this was a neat story...definately a catchy headline.
Happy News - Candy Cane Mightier Than The Sword?
A man used a candy cane lawn ornament against a neighbor equiped with a knife who had been attacking guests at a home in Sacramento.
...
The man with the candy cane used it to subdue the suspect until police were able to get to the home.
How emabarrasing was story in lockup...
anlgpNew MemberHe's gonna make something up no way he tells everyone he got his ass whooped by a candy cane.
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
EshlemonForum Veteran"anlgp wrote:
He's gonna make something up no way he tells everyone he got his ass whooped by a candy cane.
:lol:
True.
BigDogsHuntNew MemberI can see him now.....
"No seriously, you dont understand, it was a really big Candy Cane...and, and, he, he surprised me"
:lol:
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
Jimmy V. (Mar '93)