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Caption Needed: Was Marino Drunk Last Night?

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by CANEPHINS, Apr 26, 2013.

  1. CANEPHINS

    CANEPHINS No Tats & Dreads Allowed

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  2. Bumrush

    Bumrush Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This uniform is so tight my my balls are getting smashed!! Hellllllllllllllp!!!!
     
  3. Alex13

    Alex13 Welcome to the NEW Miami Club Member

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    lol
     
  4. jdang307

    jdang307 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    He looks plastered
     
  5. Da 'Fins

    Da 'Fins Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Just don't let him turn into a Joe Namath (I love Namath, btw). Of course, he's already had a rough year ...
     
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  6. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    Marino fixin' to do his best Magic Mike {rummages for crumpled up dollar bill}
     
  7. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    It fits! Bring on the groupies!
     
  8. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Marino and his 3 chins clearly fell off the Weight Watchers wagon.
     
  9. Joe Robbie

    Joe Robbie The Patriarch

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    Those aren't the pants that go with that top, so he must have been.
     
  10. HugeFinFan

    HugeFinFan Woopsy Daisy!

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  11. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Thee...Ohio State University
    Drunk....AND high.

    Remember.
     
  12. Finatic

    Finatic I Pay The Iron Price

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    Another Illegitimate Child was fathered last night. Hopefully with a track running female tho. that way the kid can have an arm like his daddy and running ability like his momma
     
  13. ItsDFresh

    ItsDFresh Beast Mode

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    ehhhhhhyoooooooooo!
     
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  14. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I told you it still fits! Pay up Greise!
     
  15. FanMarino

    FanMarino Season Ticket Holder

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    You guys should be up against a wall and shot. Im reading this thread and doing a few Hail Marys for you all. tut tut tut. :cry:
     
  16. 77FinFan

    77FinFan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    :lol:
     
  17. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Reload

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    *****es throw me back on the field I wanna throw to Wallace. Did you drink my beer?
     
  18. Califin

    Califin Well-Known Member

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    I think thats turtleneck.



    turtlenuts.
     
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  19. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    Hey Dan, how high are you?


    No guys, it's: "Hi. How are you?"
     
  20. ATLFINFAN

    ATLFINFAN Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Hopefully, he doesn't run like Marino and throw like HER.
     
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  21. OkiePhin

    OkiePhin Well-Known Member

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    Breaking News: Data, character from the hit SciFi show Star Trek rumored to be Marino's new illegitimate son.
     
  22. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Rest assured there was only one sober QB on that stage.
     
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  23. ASOT

    ASOT New Member

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    Well it wouldn't be the 1st time. My one and only experience with Dan Marino was after a team awards banquet and let's just say that Claire was pouring poor Dan into the SUV right after taking pictures with fans on their way out the door. To have to be helped to the car by your wife because you can't stand on your own is pretty pathetic for the starting QB in the NFL. I'm not sure but it wouldn't surprise me to find out Dan has a **ahem** "problem".
     
  24. Drowning

    Drowning ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH

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    :Pacino-Cuban accent: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ****in' *******s. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the great QB of all time." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always throw a touchdown. Even when I spike the ball. So say good night to the the great QB! Come on. The last time you gonna see a QB like this again, let me tell you."


     
  25. CANEPHINS

    CANEPHINS No Tats & Dreads Allowed

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    Cute sig. Like the way it highlights just how ******ed the helmet on the dolphin really is.
     
  26. ScottishFin

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    Telling you that marlin I caught was THIS big :D
     
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  27. CANEPHINS

    CANEPHINS No Tats & Dreads Allowed

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    To further this, look at his socks. Dan had to be lit like the 4th of July.

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  28. Ophinerated

    Ophinerated Preposterous!

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    Tannehill... Griese didn't even seem to know where the hell he was; business as usual.
     
  29. woody1351

    woody1351 New Member

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    When I watched that video that's what I thought also.
     
  30. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral Staff Member

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    Griese is about ready to cop a feel... And Dan has his index finger out ready to do god knows what with...
     
  31. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral Staff Member

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    Oh and as to the original picture..

    Marino: They finally took the helmet off the dolphin!
     
  32. djphinfan

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    lol..that finger and that sock..or is he pointing to the sock lol
     

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