No explanation necessary. :sidelol:
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"yes...I shaved my ball pubes and left the happy trail for you dude."
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Rex: Sup kid?
Snatchez: nm coach, playing some pocket pool
Rex: Cool, rack em up, I'll break305, Merauder, azfinfanmang and 3 others like this. -
Snatchez: Hey sis, what's up?
Sis: OMG Mark, you took my blue shirt again didn't you
Snatchez: um........no
Sis: Liar, you homo I was gonna wear that to school todaylate again, azfinfanmang and phineas64 like this. -
Hello? Oh hey hi! I've been waiting for your callback all day!
What?
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"What do you mean they won't let us get a marraige license?!"
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"Hey, it's 2:22, and I'm Mark Sanchez. Let's hang."
(Voice on other end)
Please hang up and try again.azfinfanmang and jetssuck like this. -
WTF Seriously. This had better been photoshopped. I refuse to believe that a pro football player would ever do this.
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Oh it's real, and the Jets fans have all seen it and try to mask how gay it actually is. Delusional people those Jets fans.azfinfanmang likes this. -
Dear God.
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"Ok, I'll be wearing my Teva mandals. Make sure to toe-tap twice so I know it's you."azfinfanmang and jason8er like this.
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"yeah meet me at the rest area. Ill be dressed as the gay version of the Gorton's fisherman"
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Sahchez:..."I-th two twenty-two coach, what do you mean I'm late for practi-th?!?"
Rex:"Don't sweat it, the defense and I were just gonna practice our blitzing today anyway; I'm sure you'll get the hang of the whole passing thing in time"
Sanchez:"Oh, goody! Lithen coach, is there any way I can be utilithed ath a wide-receiver for a few games? Because I used to be a tight-end a long time ago, but my hand-work hath been getting better lately, thankth to a few friends of course."
Rex:"I must say, this whole deflecting-media-attention-away-from-your-shennanigans is really taking a toll on my image; pretty soon I'm gonna have to start crying in front of cameras"Fin-Omenal, azfinfanmang and jetssuck like this. -
Gotcha. Yeah, cause otherwise we might attract a Senator or Congressman, and we don't need that kinda exposure.azfinfanmang and unluckyluciano like this.
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"I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass on being on The Hills. Oh, you start filming in late January? Sign me up for the next 10 seasons."305, azfinfanmang and eric like this.
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Thanks for calling 1800 gay hotline my name is Markie, so tell me what you wearing big boy!!!azfinfanmang likes this. -
This is true. However, it's better to know and not need it than need it and not know about it...know what I'm sayin?Pagan likes this.
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Hello Opie. Are you sure you can get me into Nabos basement? :blush: If not, can you hook me up with the bassist for Livesay? :guitar: I want to ride in his car and play with his stick shift.
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Sorry. I couldn't resist. Your'e some of my favorites. :wink2:azfinfanmang, The Aqua Crush, sking29 and 6 others like this. -
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"Yes, I'd like to place an order to go... one large hotdog, hold the bun"...
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"Mr. Namath? This is Mark Sanchez. I want your honest opinion...
"Do you think I'm hot enough to model those sexy pantyhose just like you did? You know, make it a studly Jets QB tradition?"azfinfanmang likes this. -
You know since pagan is the only one here that posts in bold I thought it was him until I read "bassist for Livesay" :lol:
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what do you meen,i can't eat hot dogs on the sideline anymore?!
so is my dry-cleaning done yet??azfinfanmang likes this. -
Sanchez runs to the side line, puts his head on Braylon Edwards chest and cries......
JT takes the football and spikes it into their logo and lets their fans know who's boss
Basically, one is manly enough to pull it off.......the other should be on the Real Worldpadre31, MikeHoncho and azfinfanmang like this. -
They aren't. Taylor was no less ghey when he posed for them. :tongue2:
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Well, when he continues to BOMB as an NFL QB, he could always get a gig as one of THESE GUYS:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08"]YouTube- Macho Man[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k"]YouTube- YMCA[/ame] -
Green is nice but i really wanted to play in San Fran i hear the bars are more my UP my alley.
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Dad, I told you I don't want to cut grass for the family landscaping business anymore. I play the american football now and don't tell mom I'm gay.Starry31 and Fin-Omenal like this.
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I told you to stop taking the pictures out of my room, Pagan.
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Um, Raul, this is Mark. You were going to meet me up here at 2:00...WHAT HAPPENED!?
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