Chad Henne=Kenny Powers?

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padre31padre31luxury_boxOP
Oct 21, 2010, 03:21 PM

MikeBerardino Mike Berardino
Brandon Marshall on Chad Henne's huddle demeanor: "Ever see that show Eastbound and Down? Kenny Powers?"

I've never watched that show, is the comparison close?

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Oct 21, 2010, 03:26 PM

lmfao. i hope so.....if so i can picture henne in the huddle...

"ok guys....we're ****ing in.....they're ****ing OUT!!!!"

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Oct 21, 2010, 03:26 PM

Well, he's an athlete. Henne's not trying to be the best at exercisin'.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

DesidesDesidesforum_veteran
Oct 21, 2010, 03:26 PM

@desides01

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SICKSICKforum_veteran
Oct 21, 2010, 03:28 PM

anyone wanna photoshop henne onto everything kenny powers? especially on a jetski!

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Oct 21, 2010, 03:28 PM

"SICK wrote:

anyone wanna photoshop henne onto everything kenny powers? especially on a jetski!

LOL dumping a topless Bill Parcells into the water.

....wait, what?

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Oct 21, 2010, 03:29 PM

A lot of people ask me, 'Chad Henne, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

I should have known.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

Big EBig ENew Member
Oct 21, 2010, 03:34 PM

"SICK wrote:

anyone wanna photoshop henne onto everything kenny powers? especially on a jetski!

Henne rocking a mullet on a moped FTW...

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Oct 21, 2010, 03:35 PM

I'm the man who has the football. I'm the man who can throw it faster than ****. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my ****... everyone.

-chad powers

shaunm000shaunm000forum_veteran
Oct 21, 2010, 03:36 PM

Whos gonna be Stevie?

finyank13finyank13New Member
Oct 21, 2010, 03:37 PM

"padre31 wrote:

I've never watched that show, is the comparison close?


Kenny Powers is the last person I would think Henne would be like :lol:...if so that is awesome....must make beast laugh....

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SamphinSamphinNew Member
Oct 21, 2010, 03:41 PM

Does this mean he will be out of the league in a year and then playing football in Mexico?

PHphineas64New Member
Oct 21, 2010, 03:53 PM

"Samphin wrote:

Does this mean he will be out of the league in a year and then playing football in Mexico?

Playing football WITH Ron Mexico?

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padre31padre31luxury_box
Oct 21, 2010, 03:57 PM

I can see what Beast was maybe talking about, Henne is so collected and unexcitible that he would come off as kinda clueless.

"..we are going to drive and score a TD and win this blanker!!.."

"Chad, we're in warmups, what are you talking about"?

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Oct 21, 2010, 04:08 PM

"shaunm000 wrote:

Whos gonna be Stevie?

Brandon Fields.

"Brought some deviled eggs. Who are these mother****ers?"

B. Fields

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
Oct 21, 2010, 04:10 PM

If he were really like Kenny Powers in the huddle, he'd be doing a line and injecting a hypodermic steroid needle into his ass.

@BaseyCrock

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SICKSICKforum_veteran
Oct 21, 2010, 04:34 PM

*crosses fingers chad henne becomes substitute teacher at my old highschool*

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Oct 21, 2010, 04:39 PM

"SICK wrote:

*crosses fingers chad henne becomes substitute teacher at my old highschool*

You'd get picked on because he wouldn't like you. You know a guy who thinks he's a second-rate QB.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Oct 21, 2010, 04:41 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

You'd get picked on because he wouldn't like you. You know a guy who thinks he's a second-rate QB.

lol i stand behind henne....maybe ill be stevie.

anyone else like that henne sounds like kenny ?

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Oct 21, 2010, 04:45 PM

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

If he were really like Kenny Powers in the huddle, he'd be doing a line and injecting a hypodermic steroid needle into his ass.

1:05 left in the 4th qtr, no timeouts remaining as the Dolphins have the ball inside their own 15, down by 6. Henne takes the snap...

Henne: "Work, drugs!"

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Oct 21, 2010, 04:48 PM

"SICK wrote:

lol i stand behind henne....maybe ill be stevie.

anyone else like that henne sounds like kenny ?

You'll have to be so ****ing down with errands and ****. It will also means you will literally never get laid. Also, you have to get shot in the leg... accidentally.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

ckparrotheadckparrotheadmoderator
Oct 21, 2010, 04:49 PM

I was wondering if anyone noticed Brandon Marshall say that because I was dying when I read it.

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PandarillaPandarillaforum_veteran
Oct 21, 2010, 05:01 PM

Henne Powers?

HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
Oct 21, 2010, 05:02 PM

"Pandarilla wrote:

Henne Powers?

Nice work.

He looks like Butthead with facial hair and a mullet.

@BaseyCrock

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ckparrotheadckparrotheadmoderator
Oct 21, 2010, 05:08 PM

"You're ****in' out Hartline. I'm in. Yeah that's right I'm throwin the ball to my god damn self because you keep trippin on your panties. I might throw it to my money man Brandon over here, the man's got more money than God. Or his midget cousin Davone. Live strong, Davone. And you, Ginger McQueafstain, would you quit pissin' yourself long enough to maybe think about playin' a ****in' football game? I'm ****in' tired of your assignments runnin' a train on my A gap."

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