It's a half breed chihuahua that just got a Brazilian wax job.

 

What can I say? I'm a sucker for the Bald Eagle.

 

I'm sorry for your loss, your cousin chupacabra will be missed. :sad:

 

Are you keeding? That thing got killed during daylight hours Lucky and Family only walk the streets at night.

 

Nah, you see he was a Chupacabre from Tijuana, they were feuding with Lucky's cousin's uncle's Baby Daddy in Vera Cruz over a bad deal involving a Dodge pickup truck and three gallons of homebrewed mezcal and a goat twenty years ago.

 

True, I forgot how hard it is to find someone who can swallow 20 balloons and then jump the border fence, can't let his killer get away scott free!

VENDETTA!!

Of course, they live in the ugliest city in America. :pointlol:

 

What if it was like a second cousin that ran over your third cousin accidentally?

Would they forever get the last tortilla or the small piece of chicken or would there be something worse like lighting them on fire or somethin?

 

Dood, I only answer the phones



btw Lance says your appointment for Saturday is fine, but he double-booked you with another client, so you'll have to share........a table. :groucho:

 

It depends on how many times you call...

Seriously, do you have us on speed-dial? If we ever submitted our caller ID to the authorities, you would find yourself in jail with someone who would give you round the clock "mass......"

Nevermind my previous statement, we value you as a returning customer. :)

 

Here's a better picture of it....

 

:pity:

That's the Chochacabra.

 

There it is!

Hmmm...chupacabre is supposed to drink the blood of small farm animals, not bottled imported beer...

And there just ain't no telling what dwells in the maze of the office cubicles.