Craziest/funniest thing that has happened at work to you was...

I did a line of coke off a stripper, shot a pirate in the neck, and saved a bunch of kittens from a burning building across from the office complex and still got my TPS reports in by 3:30PM (fancy coversheet and all)

"RickyBobby wrote:

Just a new idea bc I was reading another thread so let see what people have .

I will start...
I was 19 and working at Downtown Gardens as a valet driver. It was late Saturday night, like 11pm and I started that day at 10am. I would always try to get the nice cars that would pull up(it was a competition) and that night 3 Vipers pulled up. It was nt the first time and these guys usually park VIP. But the thing was we were so busy and the VIP was full so they had to park the car about half a mile away, so i jumped in a red one.

Im driving slow in first gear as I pull up to an intersection where I have the right away but people think it is a four way stop so i was cautous. Once I get almost through the intersection, I dropped it in 2nd and hit the gas for a little excitiment. Well that car has alot of power and it went sideways, I didnt adjust the seat(out of respect for the driver) so I wasnt in a good position and I overcorrected it and it went sideways the other way.

After doing that about 3 times the last one I could feel it going. The Viper spun around and crashed up onto a median and into a pine tree.:sad:

I totaled the car. Cracked one rim, bent the other and the tree was about 2 ft into the side of the door.

Needless to say I was fired, but I can say that I totaled someone elses Viper and only had to pay $150 for a ticket clinic lawyer:lol::lol::lol:

What about you guys, any crazy or funny stories from work?

LOL. Picks of the ride or didn't happen :shifty:

j/k That's nuts bro.

Take it they didn't tip you when you got back with the news about the car.

Sex.

"NaboCane wrote:

Sex.

Fapping at work doesn't count as sex :shifty:

"lmeister3 wrote:

LOL. Picks of the ride or didn't happen :shifty:

j/k That's nuts bro.

Take it they didn't tip you when you got back with the news about the car.

I never saw him, the cops told me to go stand in the far lot till they were done bc the owner had a history of violence. My friends told me he wa spissed looking for me but hey hey the companies insuranse paid for it.
Funny thing was when I took his keys he was already nervous bc he usually parked VIP and I told him: "Dont worry, i will take good car of her". Man was I wrong

"RickyBobby wrote:

I never saw him, the cops told me to go stand in the far lot till they were done bc the owner had a history of violence. My friends told me he wa spissed looking for me but hey hey the companies insuranse paid for it.
Funny thing was when I took his keys he was already nervous bc he usually parked VIP and I told him: "Dont worry, i will take good car of her". Man was I wrong

The russian mafia is probably looking for you as we speak. Hope there is a reward.........

"lmeister3 wrote:

Fapping at work doesn't count as sex :shifty:

sooooooooooooooo you are still a virgin then?

"unluckyluciano wrote:

sooooooooooooooo you are still a virgin then?

what only virgins can fapp...:unsure::escape:

I saw a guy singing in a garbage can on the corner today.

I have to be a work at 5:00 pm most days. (Im a bus boy for a restaurant called barebones. Sometimes I call it the boner because I think jokes that mention private parts are funny.) Well anyway i had to be there at 5:00pm and I over slept during my nap and didnt get there till 5:10. CRAZY

okay i will do another one of mine. When I was lie 15-16 and working at a restaurant the head chef was in the office snorting coke off of a piece of paper. When he got confronted about it he said he qwas testing flour :lol:

I got pissed off at a guy on my crew once and made him ride all the way back to the shop....... in the cement mixer behind my truck.

Hey I was like 20 years old.... :shifty:

I'll have to give this subject some thought...... my buddies and I have some done some f'd up stuff at work just get thru the days

I stepped outside of my door in Iraq and EOD had our 10 rooms cordoned off because we took IDF and a mortar round didn't detonate outside of our CHU (room).... crazy then, but funny now remembering my dropped jaw when I opened my door.

"jetssuck wrote:

I got pissed off at a guy on my crew once and made him ride all the way back to the shop....... in the cement mixer behind my truck.

Hey I was like 20 years old.... :shifty:

I'll have to give this subject some thought...... my buddies and I have some done some f'd up stuff at work just get thru the days

Damn, so this happened in the 50's then right? You have a good memory for such an old, old man. :shifty: