Dallas Thomas signed

Come'on Dion, don't be a dick, sign and after you prove yourself, you'll get the money.

 

Good news! Interesting to hear that Thomas has been playing a lot as Martin's backup LT, I really thought it was going to be primarily at LG

 

Yeah Im happy about him at tackle as well, I think he can handle it, hopefully Martin pans out which can allow Thomas to take a scientific approach to his training this year, he needs to get more explosive and develop his body, but he's got good solid mechanics as a player, good feet, and the best ski jump anchor *** on the team..he gives me some confidence as far as my depth goes, future starter.

 

Maybe we should say come on Dawn don't be a ______

 

An old bag????lol

 

Nope, I mean Dion. I'm sure you know what I mean.

 

This WR group might get ugly on cuts before it's all over. There's actually a sense of depth for once in a long time as a WR in Miami.

 

That's a remarkably terrible simplification of the specific contract issues at hand.

 

But I'm sure you know what I mean?

 

Thomas has been projected as a pretty flexible player. Always good when a player can slide into another position when needed. :-)

 

Am I the only one left wondering what exactly that means?

 

It means his *** and lower back is built like a ski jump, thus resulting in an excellent foundation to anchor.

 

Wouldn't that be an unnatural curvature of the spine, if near his *** it took a severe upward turn?

Are you sure you're not confusing this with 'shelf ***'?










































J/K

 

Lol, an inverted one...it's bizarre, it's more serious than a shelf.

 

I don't know man, I've seen some bad cases of shelf *** in my time.

 

Wouldn't nice bubble have sufficed?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU&sns=em

 

No..this is not just an *** thing, this is different, you'll see.

 

If he were a horse one would call him swaybacked?

 

He could just have a severe case of Anterior Pelvic tilt.

 

Swayback does it justice.

 

I wouldn't want a horse that was swaybacked though.

 

No absolutely not..Dallas has one like a really good stripper in her prime.