He is on his way to working for Lowes.

 

I'm actually impressed a bag of human excrement can play football at any level.

 

And yet, this staff trots him out at RT week after week. Telling.

 

This was a day to really stick w the run.

 

I usually don't give up on 2nd year players but it's all but over. He hasn't played average once.

 

He is Martin's long lost brother.

 

Is Jason Fox still here? Alive?

 

Haha. Read the last sentence of the first paragraph. Wonder how long that's been there.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_Thomas

 

it is embarrassing the team did virtually nothing to help him out. Way past bizarre. That logic makes no sense, but has been going on for 3 years now.

 

If I fact checked wikipedia I think I'd leave that one.

 

9 minutes ago I assume.

 

Guys name on wikipedia is Jjenkins770

Jelani Jenkins anyone?

 

Albert and James as bookends...Albert lost for the season. No depth. What were you expecting? Dallas Thomas has been projected and tagged as "below average" since time began. I have not seen one post pushing Thomas for playing time. He comes in...and guess what? Not suprised in the slightest. No depth will slaughter that O-Line. Everybody knew this. We have a Pro-Bowl Centre playing Guard and Satele who is doing his best whilst getting injured every game. O-line needs more help....thats it! Not rocket science.

 

Aww.. someone edited it.

 

****ing guy is making 6 figures and is about as effective as the guy taking my order at mcdonalds.

 

Hey may be the worst staring OL or player in the NFL.

 

Maybe they shoulda played Jaxon Fox, at some point..

 

sooo does anyone want to tell us what it said?

 

Here's the edit history.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dallas_Thomas

 

When it comes to protecting Tannehill in the pocket, I'll put my money on your McDonald's guy. He couldn't do a worse job than Thomas did today. In fact there are probably a few women working at McDonald's who are better than Thomas.

 

I cant believe I just witnessed that. How did Philbin NOT pull a guy who had No chance to protect Tannehill

 

Dallas Thomas never locks his car. He just parks it and let's anyone go through it and take whatever they want.

Dallas Thomas likes to keep all of the doors in his house open.

Dallas Thomas hated getting blocks for Christmas.

Dallas Thomas was Employee off the Summer as a teenager at the local fair. The turnstile he manned let the most amount of people in.

 

:sidelol:

 

Dallas Thomas tried to walk into Target but he missed.

 

Dallas Thomas was actually a prodigy as a matador in his youth.

Dallas Thomas: "I don't always block, but when I do, I still give up a sack"

 

Dallas Thomas is the number one custom order message for doormats this holiday season.

 

Year after year after year of ****ty RT play.

Sent from my Note 3

 

BREAKING: Dallas Thomas looking to join Sun Life greens-keeping team because of close familiarity with turf.

 

How bad is billy turner that he can't get on the field ahead of Thomas, colledge or smith?

 

Dallas Thomas is known as Aloha to opposing defensive ends because they need to say both hello and goodbye to him as the play develops

Dallas Thomas was almost cast as the captain in Titanic. Unfortunately he couldn't hit the iceberg.

 

Thanks Jeff

 

Dallas Thomas never blocks traffic at an intersection,

Dallas Thomas hates roadblocks

Dallas Thomas uses only revolving doors in his six figure home,

His six figure home is NOT held up by concrete block, because he thinks they are ugly.

 

How many sacks has Thomas given up this year?

 

In other news, Dallas Thomas was selected by the Brazil National Team to be their goalie. I think it's a nice fit for him.

 

Don Shula in his current physical condition could have done a better job at right tackle today.