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Dan Henning Rhapsody

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Pandarilla, Nov 29, 2010.

  1. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Cue Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody-

    Tony, just killed a drive
    Called wildcat 3rd and long
    Went play action now it's gone

    Tony, Henne's just begun
    but now I've gone and broke his confidence
    Tuna, oooh
    Didn't mean to make you cry
    If I'm not back again this time next season
    Carry on, Carry on
    As if offense really mattered

    Too late, my time has come
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Body's aching all the time
    Goodbye, everybody
    I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
    Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
    I don't want to die
    Sometimes wish I'd never been hired at all

    (fan reprise)
    I see a little sillhouetto of a Cam
    Cleo Lemon! Cleo Lemon! Will you do the Fandango
    Cam and Mueller drafting, very, very frightening me!
     
  2. gilv13

    gilv13 Well-Known Member

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    Cleo Lemon! Cleo Lemon! Will you do the Fandango made me lol pretty hard.
     
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  3. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Always good for a lol. I just can't help but wonder where you get your sticky and how can I acquire such a hookup:lol:
     
  4. Pandarilla

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    khgfjk kasgfhas qrweuihav...
     
  5. ToddsPhins

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    Thanks Panda.

    The play-action 3rd & 10 while facing an all-out blitz from Oakland was enough for me to push a toddler down some stairs. Lucky for me there's a Chucky Cheeze next door to my sports bar! I wonder what was going through Chad's mind when he saw that s#!t coming!!?
     
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  6. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    ****?
     
  7. ToddsPhins

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    I think it was in the 2nd quarter. Oak had 8 or 9 guys near the line in an obvious heavy blitz, and Henne was stuck having to run playaction despite knowing he's about to have his butt handed to him. The fake looked so half-a$$ed b/c of it. He's about to get pounded so lets make him take his eyes off the defense for a split second so he can needlessly fake a handoff and lose precious time needed to hurry up and get rid of the ball. What a freakin joke.
     
  8. unifiedtheory

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    Just one time I'd like to see Henning have called a screen on 3rd and blitz and us burn the other team for 40 yards on it.

    Wait, we are the worst screen team at any level of football so it would not work anyway....sorry.
     
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  9. Pandarilla

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    Just did a slightly altered version of this on the Dan Lebatard show. Anyone catch it?
     
  10. SparanosMoustacheComb

    SparanosMoustacheComb New Member

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    :lol:
     
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  11. SparanosMoustacheComb

    SparanosMoustacheComb New Member

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    henning looks like an even fatter and more ******ed dan reeves.
     
  12. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    That's spot on...
     
  13. schmolioot

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    I heard you. It was good. You got a laugh.
     
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  14. Frumundah Finnatic

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    Thats brilliant!
     
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    Mama mia let me go!
     
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