Okay,
So I am currently sitting at DFW FINALLY past security.
It took me three tries to get through the stupid security walk-through screener....ends up that it was my Miami Dolphins watch setting it off.
Well when the security screener saw exactly what it was, she called no less than 3 other screeners to witness what was setting it off. I then got a HEAVY dose of ridicule :pity:
Anybody have thoughts on what my reply should've been?
DISCLAIMER:
They really were just kidding. Anybody that has ever been to Dallas knows that people are EXTREMELY friendly here :up:
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Come on Ken, you left out the strip search and probe.
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ask them if they used that same X-Ray to look at romo the homo's pinky....
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A couple comebacks off the top of my head:
1) "I had a Cowboys watch... but mysteriously I lost it in St. Louis this weekend"
2) "Just giving you guys a heads up, I heard Pacman Jones is also on this flight...might wanna get your whole staff together."azfinfanmang, dolphan117, unluckyluciano and 2 others like this. -
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You also couldve opened your arms and told them to bring it in for a hug... While you're embracing tell them you're sorry for Thanksgiving '93...
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Both of which would probably net you the benefit of having various objects inserted into your behind, which, thinking about it, is a price one has to pay when dealing with Dallas fans.azfinfanmang and unluckyluciano like this. -
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Either that or fall on the ground pretending to choke and then ask them if they recognized your Romo impression. :wink2:
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I think she was upset when she saw the tattoo on my lower back that says "Exit only"The Rev likes this. -
Being a Dallas fan, she probably wasn't particularly literate and just assumed it said "Come one, come all" like it does with most Dallas fans.azfinfanmang likes this. -
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Sure wish I could give Thanks from my mobile........ -
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