first in the sink now in the shower.

what the hell is next?

 

Every man pees in the shower, it's encoded in our DNA to do so.

 

No.

Granted, its better then the sink but its not hard to take a piss in the toilet before hopping in the shower.

 

of course.....i think the question is.....do you do tricks with the pee? like sprinkler it? spray on the walls so it runs down? aim right for the drain like a carnival game? pee a big arch in the air? try to stand heels against the back of the tub and try to reach the drain?


those are the questions we SHOULD be asking ourselves......


my answer to all of those? yes....yes i do....

 

Yes, and if the stool is loose... Well, you get the idea :wink2:

 

Hell, I pee in my back yard. (Every man should pee in his yard at least once.)

 

OF COURSE....its marking your territory.....i dunno who WOULDNT do that??!?

 

Hell yeah! And if I'm showering with a chick, I make sure I get a little on her foot.

 

If somebody says they dont pee in the shower they are lying to you.

 

A blow up doll is not a chick.

 

Do I pee in the shower :shifty::shifty::shifty:
No I do not pee in the shower :shifty::shifty::shifty:
Yes, I have peed in the shower but try not to make it a regular practice :shifty::shifty::shifty:

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:shifty:

 

I love peeing in the shower, but my wife gets mad, especially when she's in there and I open the curtain and unload. Or....did you mean when taking a shower.....:o

 

You are only suppose to use two :shifty:

 

i pee on my dogs in the backyard, so they know who the leader of the pack is........

 

I tried that once, my dog just thought I was giving her water from a hose...

 

or that your tapeworm was spitting at her....

 

i prefer the sink :wink2:

 

Of course. As George Costanza says-"IT'S ALL PIPES!"

 

I'll call a plumber RIGHT NOW!

yes I pee in the shower. If I have to go before getting in, i'll do it in the toilet. Sometimes you don't though, and I piss right into the drain.

Your about to wipe your you know what that's full of you know what and you're afraid of pissing into the drain? Nobody says you gotta piss on your feet, stand back and shoot.

 

Can you kill 3 birds with one stone though??? That is the question. :pointlol:

 

At home me and my 3 brothers live on an acre and a half so we just pee where ever we want to outside. In the past, my brothers and I have messed up the bathroom and my mom has threatened to close our bathroom down and make us do everything outside.

BUT, The funniest thing was one time we were at a restaurant and my little brother about 5 or 6 at the time got up and went to a fake plant in the restuarant and pulled down his pants to start pee'ing. If I recall correctly my Mom caught him right before he started to pee. Its funny as hell in hindsight.

 

This I have no problem with. Late at night, other people tying up the restroom, I just turn off the back porch light and unload.

 

thats what you say now till

 

I have five of them, so, alas, it is practically impossible to pee on all 5, especially after you get the first 2.

 

I can use however many I want :shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty: :shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty:

 

I'm peeing in the shower right now... :shifty:

:pity:

 

I pee everywhere.

 

In my parent's native country, Vietnam, males of any age, from 2 yr olds to 90, are allowed to pee anywhere. And when I say anywhere, I mean it. On the street, on the freeway on the side of the road, in front of a house you are visiting, behind, side wherever you need to go. You can whip it out and pee. Whip it out means concealing it of course, not whip it out for everyone to see.

If you are driving somewhere, and you have to pee, you don't have to look for a restroom. You pull over right then and there and pee.

I was with some cousins who live there. We all went to my mom's childhood friend's house. My cousins have no idea who this lady is. They don't even ask her to use the restroom. They go out front and piss. My other cousin lights up a cigarette right inside this ladies house without asking. I'm thinking, these are the rudest mofo's in the history of rude people.

The lady doesn't even bat an eye! Without taking her eye off my mom while talking, she busts out an ashtray. She doesn't smoke, but in Vietnam, you can also light up anywhere as well.

Crazy stuff. So peeing in the shower, is actually pretty sanitary, relatively speaking!

 

In France I am pretty sure you can just pull over to the side of the road and take a leak.

 

i pee anywhere in america also....why? how? cause i AM the ****ing law......

 

Hell yeah I suck toes!

Wait, what?

 

:pity:

 

giggity giggity giggity!!!

 

Seven people have lied in this thread.

:pity:

 

Football season CANNOT get here fast enough. :pity::pity:

 

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