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EMERGENCY! Please help!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Jun 20, 2008.

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  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Okay, so I am inmy hotel room on business and leave tomorrow. Kind of gross, but the first thing I had to do was poop, and to my chagrin, it clogged. Now, if it was my home, I would just deal with it. But anyone who knows me knows I am EXTREMELY shy and I don't want to call down to the front desk and explain that I blew up the toilet five minutes after checking in.

    Furthermore, I have no idea what I am gonna do if I have to go number one or two again before I check out. It could be a poo/pee flood if I am not careful.

    So my question is, what do I do? Do I call down and admit my shame? Or do I leqave it for the maid after I check out? I am thinking of being a coward and leaving it for the maids tomorrow morning.
     
  2. charlestonphan

    charlestonphan Junior Member

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    dude, you are gonna have to go again between now and then. and besides, it's not like you are gonna be seeing these folks for sunday supper at grandma's, so tell them the toilet stopped up and ask for a plunger.

    no big deal. at least you didn't get your franks and beans caught in your zipper or anything like that.
     
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  3. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Call down for help,chit happens.no shame,we all do it!!!just maybe not to the extreme you just did,but every now and then,we all have to drop a deuce.:sidelol:
     
  4. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Depends on what time you leave. If you leave at like eight in the morning then I would just leave it because that's pretty embarassing. If you have to pee in the morning than just pee and don't flush. If you know your going to have to take a shizkie at one point before you leave, call them to fix it.

    Besides, don't be shy, sh1t happens lol.
     
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  5. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Man these people work in a motel,they see this type of stuff just about everyday.besides, could you imagine the stink in that bowl after you left it there all night.

    can't believe were talking about this:pointlol:
     
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  6. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Lol. That's why I'm saying just leave it there unless you know you will have to go poo-poo later. Oh yeah, he could just leave it there and if he has to unleash the bombs again, he could just leave them there again lol. Personal gift from Samphin.
     
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  7. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Wait...you sit down everytime you pee?



    *slowly walks away from Sam..*
     
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  8. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Way to over exaggerate the title Samphin :lol:. You made it sound like you cut off your arm or something.
     
  9. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Thats bad:sidelol:



    could imagine the look on the house keeps face when she goes through that door?:hammertime:
     
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  10. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Probably gonna force some lady to quit her job.thanks to samphin,theres gonna be one more lady in the unemployment line tomorrow.
     
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  11. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    I'll bet hes off right now with a plunger in his hand sweating his arse off
     
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  12. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    :lol:

    Well he's drunk. He's probably just sitting there, staring, trying to figure out what to do lol.
     
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  13. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    or he probably forgot about it and is passed out.
     
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  14. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Lol, that is likely.
     
  15. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    you grow a set and tell them their toilet is malfunctioning.
     
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  16. DonShula84

    DonShula84 Moderator Luxury Box

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    Say the tv is broken and ask for a new room.
     
  17. TheAnswer385

    TheAnswer385 Stay Low Run Free

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    Im sorry but im laughing hard about this :lol:
     
  18. Georgia Fin

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    This should make you feel better. My wife and I went to Italy a few years back for a couple of weeks. While there we visited a hillside country of San Marino. We check in the room where they did not speak English as opposed to most of Italy. Well after being there for about 5 or 6 hours we ran out of toilet paper. I went to the front desk and mind you, it's around 8 A.M. check out time and tried to communicate with them. They didn't understand my request, so I used sign language. Imagine having to make a repeated butt wiping motion in front of all the folks checking out saying "You know Toilet paper" over and over.:lol: They finally caught on to what I was asking for but not before the people checking out thought it was hilarious and started taking pictures of me while I was doing the motion. I returned to the room with the toilet paper for the wife and informed her I would be at the bar drinking my breakfast. It's pretty hilarious to me now that somewhere out there in someone's vacation photos are me wiping my butt in the Hotel Titano lobby.

    Now do you still feel bad about calling the front desk?:lol:
     
  19. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    I'd have told them:

    'You gave me a room with a clogged toilet! What kind of hotel are you!'
     
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  20. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    absolutley you leave it.....if you have to piss, get on your tippy toes and use the sink......and if you have to drop the kids off at the pool again??? use a bag and toss er' out the window.....

    Or just dont F'in eat for 24 hours :up:
     
  21. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I am amazed by your delima's sometimes Sam....really...:lol:
     
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  22. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Bro....you Al Bundy the crapper and post a thread on the internet asking what to do about it?

    Damn.... :pity:


    :lol:
     
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  23. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I can't stop laffin.
     
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  24. arsenal

    arsenal Sunglasses and advil

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    cmon sam, everyone knows its proper etiquette to clog up the hotel toilet with a monster dump right before you are going to leave... i mean, it is our duty to leave a **** filled overflowing toilet for the hotel staff, but you must be polite and wait till a few hours before checking out...

    gosh where are your manners?
     
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  25. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    OH. MY. GOD.This thread has me in tears I am laughing so hard. Everything from Don Shula's sly way to get a new room to sick's deadpan response to leave it.

    Great stuff.
     
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  26. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Just say you need a new room because when you got to this one the toilet was not working
     
  27. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    So whats the final verdict? Personally I would wait until I was about to check out and then notify the staff.

    Weird? Yes. Uncalled for? Absolutely. But seeing the faces on the people at the front desk after you've notified them you clogged their industrial style toilet with a MONSTER commode snake... thats priceless.
     
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  28. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    is that why the sink in our bathroom smelled like urine?
     
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  29. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Unfortunately for the staff, nature called again this morning, so now, they have to deal with a double decker of a problem. The good news is, I am gonna leave unscathed because I will not inform anyone, meaning I ruined somebodies Friday in about 3 hours from now.

    The bad news is, this is a really nice hotel when I am on the road for business and now I fear that I may have to find a new place to rest my weary, road traveled head. :no:
     
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  30. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Like they are going to put a picture of you up on the front desk so they can warn the staff about your crapping habits. :lol:

    BEWARE: Takes massive dumps, do not rent room to. :lol:
     
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  31. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    If they say anything tell them while you were sleeping a transient broke into your room, stole 13 dollars and a bag of Cheetos and proceeded to take the most wicked booze/cheeto/dumpster food dump you've ever seen.

    Then explain you were so horrified you couldnt even think about it much less recant the sight to another human being (until then of course because you need a room) :up:
     
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  32. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    yes....:shifty:
     
  33. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    or he can tell the truth and say it was the male hooker he had in his room.
     
  34. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You have fouled my motel Infidel!
     
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  35. pocoloco

    pocoloco I'm your huckleberry Club Member

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    poop on the bathroom floor. Then what's in the toilet won't look so bad by comparison
     
  36. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    best.
    answer.
    evar.

    :sidelol:
     
  37. TheMageGandalf

    TheMageGandalf Senior Member

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    Damn...you know the only time I have ever had this happen is the morning before I leave...and yeah I have left that there screw that :lol:

    BUT in your situation...

    Bro...

    I would've called up the office and said that it was like that when I came in...that its disgusting and that they should either fix it or give me a new room.

    Ive stayed in so many hotels, as my family loved to roadtrip all over the USA when I was a kid, that I have seen everything and a dirty toilet is nothing new.

    Might get the cleaning person in some heat...but if your that embarressed and you've got to poop again...let your conscience be your guide.
     
  38. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    ..and we wonder why we cant get hardly an chicks on this board...
     
  39. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Hey, if a chick can't stand a guy talking about the sight of a Chocolate Rimmer than shes no good anyways :up:
     
  40. The Rev

    The Rev Totus Tuus Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box Club Member

    Sam, this would be a good time to use one of your draft picks as a perfect slogan for this occasion:

    :hammertime:

    'Can't Touch This'

    Now, aren't you glad you drafted the smiley? :wink2:
     
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