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Enforcer's official Samphin Rip Off thread

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Big E, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Ok, ask me anything about the following, Samphin, skinny pants, Lakers, manifesto's. phinzees, and just for fun we'll throw in dating and relationships....and GO!




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    Hottest chick on the board.
     
  2. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Brother, you REALLY need to get a job and finally move out of your Mother's Basement...

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    :tongue2:
     
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  3. finsgirlie

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    does your girlfriend know that you're gay?
     
  4. Big E

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    Please put your insult in the form of a question. And why work when I can do this all day...stoopid. And exactly what does me being a loser have to do with a Samphin ripoff original?

    Oh wait its MY question thread, I'll answer that....NOTHING. :yes:
     
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  5. Big E

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    I will assume you meant....Samphin...and I do not believe he has came out of the closet. But it is California, things are different out there.
     
  6. opfinistic

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    JTT2 is closed and we get this instead? I'm going back to Armenia.
     
  7. Big E

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    JTT3 is now open, which in fact will be probably the least successful sequal. As everyone knows Return of the Jedi was not that good, only Princess Leia almost being nude saved it. But you never know it could turn out to be the trilogy of the century. As for Armenia, dont let the gadoorsky hit you...
     
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  8. Big E

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    Well..this threads a real failure so far.....
     
  9. azfinfanmang

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    Promises promises


    Now then, back OT

    Enforcer, if indeed that is your real name :shifty:
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Thanks, and I will be very eagerly awaiting your reply :up:
     
  10. opfinistic

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    Would you rather have a bottle in front of me, or a frontal lobotomy?
     
  11. Big E

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    The answer is....mandy.....just Mandy.
     
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  12. Big E

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    Why not a lobotomy in front of you?
     
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  13. azfinfanmang

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    Thank you :up:

    Next question. Sam's favorite all-time singer, Barry Manilow, sang a song about a girl that "Gave without taking".
    Do you recall the name of that song?

    Once again, anxiously awaiting your answer
     
  14. opfinistic

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    Gary.
     
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  15. Big E

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    Hey!! Make your own Rip off thread buddy!
     
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  16. Big E

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    eeeeewww, thats a tough one. I believe it was Barry's unknown remake of the devil went down on Samphin.
     
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  17. opfinistic

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    Don't tempt me.
     
  18. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Since when do you make funnys?
     
  19. opfinistic

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    He started?
     
  20. SICK

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    nope
     
  21. opfinistic

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    Now you answered a question too! Make a rip off thread instead!
     
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  22. Big E

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    Since the Grand Pumba (you) has been slacking.
     
  23. Big E

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    No he;s pregneant.
     
  24. opfinistic

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  25. Big E

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    aND YOU are the father.
     
  26. 124

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    Indiana is a sad, sad place.
     
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  27. unluckyluciano

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    dear enforcerfin,

    how long have you been dating that lady that had the 8 kids for a total of 14?
     
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  28. Sethdaddy8

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    gahd damn armenians.:pity:
     
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  29. Big E

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    Geez you jets fans can never get it right, questions, questions....


    Here I will do one for you. I Would you rather live in Indiana, clean air, hot college chicks, and a decent football team in the Colts (i said DECENT, I still loathe them). Or would you rather live in Jersey where it smells like a cats litter box the women all have mustaches (Cept, Mary of course:wink2:) and the only sport team they have is actually a New York team that plays in New Jersey but would rather call themselves a team from another state?



    The answer is Indiana.
     
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  30. Big E

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    The answer is dont be stupid its your mom you know how long its been, now go get me another beer mijo.
     
  31. 124

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    New Jersey smells bad about between 4 exits on the Turnpike, other than that it smells like flowers, trees and fresh air. Just because you were by the part that smelt like **** doesn't mean that the entire state does. About 2% of the state smells like crap, the rest is beautiful.

    Also, NYC is right there. New Jersey wins easily.

    The women here are 10x better than anything in Eastbumb****, Indiana as well. Sorry you didn't have a good trip here, a 2 or 3 day trip, but the women here are better than somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

    Jersey has the Giants AND the Jets.
    The Devils
    The Nets

    Indiana?
    A college program that hasn't done **** in years and the Colts who aside from one year, are the biggest chokers in the NFL. Women with two teeth and straw hats. Sexay!!!

    Indiana = Lame.

    Nobody says "Hey, lets move to Indiana!". No, they say lets move to the East Coast or West Coast.
     
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  32. Big E

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    Please dont make me defend the Colts ever again....but they have clearly done more the last 5 yrs or so then the Jets. Please dont make me ever do that again. As for IU....yeh we were in the Final 4 5 yrs ago.....so bite me. And that still wasnt a question. :tongue2:
     
  33. Vengeful Odin

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    Dear Enforcer:

    Please explain the meaning of this quote:

    "There are no new ideas. There are only new ways of making them felt." - Audre Lorde

    Please be sure to justify your opinion with supporting material.

    Thanks in advance.
     
  34. Big E

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    Please send all theory questions to The ask Samphin anything thread.....
     
  35. Vengeful Odin

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    Dear Enforcer:

    What's it like being white trash and living in a trailer, anyway?
     
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  36. Big E

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    I dont know next time I go see your sister and my kid, I will tell you.
     
  37. 124

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    Poor kid.
     
  38. Big E

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    hey he's only mine on tuesday
     
  39. opfinistic

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    Get the club foot looked at yet for the little guy?
     
  40. Big E

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    No they need him to keep it as a weapon until the pet hound has her kittens and can be the watch dog.
     
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