What a great site...so many funny images and of course translations?:
http://www.engrish.com/
Q. What is Engrish?
A. Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.
Q. Is Engrish found only in Japan?
A. No, Engrish can be found all over the world, but the vast majority of the really funny and creative Engrish is from Japan. The webmaster has seen many examples of Engrish from around the world, but most are not fit for Engrish.com (ie – they are not funny enough). People are invited to send in Engrish from other countries (including the US) - if some really good examples come in, Engrish.com will be happy to post them.
Luggage Check, Uncle Charlie Check
No Smiling
If Dead Go to Morgue
Screw You
Good Food
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They make it so easy over there:
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Say it aint so
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Some things you want to do yourself
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Funny site. This was posted somewhere else (couldve been in the JTT thread)
Whats really great are the CD's you can buy in Japan. For some reason its required to have song lyrics posted in all of the linear notes. Not all bands readily provide their lyrics so the results are often very funny. -
Always wondered where Mrs Crabtree ended up
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Cheaper to own Crapton over there: She dont rie, she dont rie, she dont rie....cocaine
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I love it teh Engrish.
Hey! I know that guy!
You mean liner notes? :lol:
I think when you use a malapropism to describe a malapropism, you should get an award, so here you go:
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Thats EXACTLY what I was going for. Thank God someone here gets my humor :shifty:
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this site is great. i get a ton of great photos from there
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That site is one of my favorites! :yahoo:
And one of my personal favorites:
BEER!
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Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him and upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.
The woman did as she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.
Again the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.
So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.
Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ***.
EDIT: Sorry its not a photo, but figured it fit the bill anyways :)Last edited: Jul 10, 2008HardKoreXXX likes this. -