Every Penn State Student, Alumnus Also Knew About Ongoing Child Molestation

Yellow Snowman · Jul 23, 2012

"Every year, when I donated money to my beloved alma mater, I had to sign a disclaimer saying I knew that people directly associated with Penn State regularly had sex with children in the football locker room showers," said Mellissa Humboldt, who graduated with a teaching degree in 1996. "It's all part of the proud Nittany Lion tradition, which has raised so much money to help cure childhood cancer."
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"I just don't think that staying quiet about the systematic and repeated rape of dozens of kids over a couple decades erases all the good that we've done, and if you talk to most Penn State students and graduates, I think they'd agree without even thinking about it," said Silverman. "We Are! Penn State!"
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/additional-findings-show-every-penn-state-student,28842/

Obvious satire, thank you for The Onion

MikeHoncho · Jul 23, 2012

Oh, Onion!

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