Re: Favorite Move Quotes?

Hello. My name is random. How are you?

 

Your title says "Favorite MOVE Quotes."

So I will give you mine.

"Damn, I put way too much hot sauce on that burrito."

 

Favorite Move quote
"You want the couch over where??"

Favorite Movie Quote
"Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

 

Heres loking at you, kd.

 

That line where Neve Campbell and Denise Richards start making out.

 

End of thread right here.

 

and mays steals second base, I'm glad to see he remembered where it was.

Who? Flattop again? Awwww hell maybe we aught to think about blocking him sometime.

You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of *****es.

 

"suck me beautiful" -chris 'oz' Ostreicher "American Pie"

 

"Well he shoulda armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon....with my friend"

" You wont have ears tonight, you wont have eyes or a tounge and you shall travel the underworld blind, deaf and dumb and ALL the dead will know....this is Hector the fool who thought he killed achilles."

..then ofcourse I like the one in my sig.

 

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

 

It is not until you have lost everything that you are free to do anything. - Fight Club

 

"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting." - Full Metal Jacket

 

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"

 

the new oldsmobiles are in early this year.

 

Guess what I am now? A zit! Get it?

 

"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."

 

"..red's a good color on me..."

"about those TPS reports..."

 

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bull**** you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."

(Removes Razor)

 

This is not intended to carry any racist message.. So if it needs to be deleted please do so... But this line from True Romance is one of my all time favorites:

"Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a n*****, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-n**** kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. "


Favorite scene of all time...

 

WRONG.

Best line from Fight Club:

"I want to have your abortion."

 

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Shawshank

 

Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I shall have my vengeance in this life or next.

 

There are way too many to say there's a best.

How about: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the *** or the crotch?

OR

Oh, yeah, Chloe... Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody

OR

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

OR My personal favorite:

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

 

Hardcore, with that sig, you sadden me by not including:

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. "

 

We can't stop here this is bat country

 

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? "

For starters...

 

I am the biggest BAMF around so dont mess with me.

The life of Steve Derenberger

 

That's a good one, but I thought it went without saying. Actually, my favorite quote from that movie is:

"Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the *** off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood"

 

Madness is like gravity. all it takes is a little push.

 

I beg to differ. When you have lost everything you will realize just how powerful that line really is.

 

"Do you know the riddle of steel?"

 

"How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pu--y main"

 

All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *****es. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mother****s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

 

Dude....:pity:

It's "GET TO DE CHOPPPPA!"

One of my favorites:

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n***ers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ***."

 

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like.....victory." - Apocalypse Now

 

"Is it safe?"

"Cmon' C'mon! Do it NOW!!! Kill me I'm HERE!!!

 

"When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious sh**." -Back to the Future