GM JMH has annoumced that Bob Sutton has been promoted to DC regaining his previous pos. Also announced Tom Clements has agreed to take over the offense. These hirings were precipitated by SD AND Clev unceremoniously stealing Mike Pettine and Brian Schottenheimer. Schotty was heard kicking and screaming that because of GM League rules he had no choice in going to a team that had so dishonorably fired his father only a few short yrs ago when asked for his opinion, Lard *** (formerly known as Rex Ryan) stated he didnt care as long as each brought him a pastrami on rye and bacon cheese fries daily. GM JMH explained he hired these 2 fine men so the team had actual prof coaches on the sidelines