Finish this sentence.......

Brett Favre has some sweet Wrangler jeans.

 

...more money and fame than anyone on this board will ever have.

 

..has a call from a divorce attorney on line #3.

 

run out of things to cry about at his unretirement press conferences.

 

.....played for a bit longer than his natural talent is capable of.

 

a softie.

 

thrown an interception and retired.

 

, so you should too.

 

Childress by the balls

 

...has officially unretired from hunting poon.

 

herpes

 

Trust me, poon has retired from hunting him.

 

ahhh, poon hunting. my favorite game.

it's always in season

 

Ya, but I'm sure it's a little more difficult when every girl in the world already knows what you're packing ...... Or not packing in this case...

 

anyone here watch the league? Re: last week's epsiode about the "pretty ****"..... Andre said "ugh, ugly *****.... the one thing you can't fix!"

 

...been washed up for years now.

 

...nude pictures of John Madden.

 

I dunno. I would say that gold-diggers are a dime a dozen, but what price can one put on a gold-digger anyway?

 

Discoloration.

 

Is that what you tell him while you cup his balls?

 

oh, he works for ESPN?

 

Finger Cots

 

learned how to use a cell phone finally.

 

Not a "Packer".....?

 

...good taste and weak game.

 

to retire already

 

..."grandchildren" who collect social security.

 

got a small pecker.

 

....a stack of dimes.

 

big hands

 

nothing else

 

Well, a Superbowl ring and several NFL Records he stole from Dan Marino...but, besides that nothing else.

 

After I slap your tongue out of the way, yes.

 

Got to beat the Jets

 

good taste in women. Jenn Sterger, holy smokes this chick is hot, but not so much with Jets gear on.