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Five Lessons for using a Public Urinal

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, May 2, 2013.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Thought you guys might enjoy...

    http://sammarcoux.com/2013/05/01/five-lessons-for-using-a-public-urinal/



     
  2. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    lmao
     
  3. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    This guy's a *****.
     
  4. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Shhhhhhh!


    That IS a true story though...
     
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  5. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Do tell....
     
  6. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I went to New York one year for he NFL Draft, along with a few other folks from these boards. But we got piss drunk in New Jersey beforehand and ended up just staying at a bar there, where I decided to hit on every girl in the joint (I went about 3-4 with three doubles)

    Anyhow, we stumbled over to a Chili's or Applebee's or something and while crazy intoxicated, I decided to snort a line of Alfredo sauce. I don't recommend doing this, for the record.

    Later that night, one other member was busy playing baseball at Wrigely Field in our hotel room, I went over to another friends' room and, as a joke, preend to commit suicide by jumping out the first story hotel room window.

    Except we were on the second floor and I ended up breaking my tailbone. But I didn't spill my pitcher of beer!


    Then I walked into my room where the other member and a lady with a humongous bush were nekkid. ;)
     
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  7. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Heh. Bush.
     
  8. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Edited at the request of another member who did not want his name mentioned. Didnt mean to be a buzz-kill. Entertaining story though :)
     
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  9. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    I heart Boik.
     
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  10. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    :console:
     
  11. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    but seriously... the Japanese have it right. They don't shake hands in their culture. And isn't the average Japanese person living to 108 these days? The two might actually be related.
     
  13. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    They just give daps right???
     
  14. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    to congratulate? They bow their heads twice in rapid fire succession.
     
  15. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Heh..whoops. Hadn't logged on in a coupl days. Thanks Boik.

    Also, you couldn't edit out the typos? Sheesh.
     

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