Food Network fans? Paula Deen is a Terrorist.

Glad someone else saw this.

The woman is a menace. She's like The Joker, gleefully killing millions; except Paula is doing it slowly, and getting people to do themselves - like the guy in Saw.

PS: And Giada DOES have a scary, giant head.

"NaboCane wrote:

Glad someone else saw this.

The woman is a menace. She's like The Joker, gleefully killing millions; except Paula is doing it slowly, and getting people to do themselves - like the guy in Saw.

PS: And Giada DOES have a scary, giant head.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

I am serious about this.

I love to cook, and this woman is just plain insane.

Not ONE of her recipes is legitimate.

You guys are absolutely killing me!

I have made one of her recipes (well adapted it). Lots of butter, but it was the only time I've ever been able to get my wife to eat grits. Now she wants me to make it every other weekend.

I know I will get slammed, but grits are nasty. The obvious proof is having to throw a stick of butter in them.

paula deans recipes are old southern type, long before people like yul gibbons & jim fix told us how to take care of ourselves, (which, by the way, are both dead) maybe their healthy way wasn't so great, cause guess what, we're all gonna die anyhow.

you can take recipes and change them just a bit and make them healthy. as for her killing people slowly, I would just say flip the channel/dont cook her recipes.

So,

She is killing us slowly as opposed to the current Dolphin Defensive backfield, who is killing us VERY VERY quickly..

Just asking

For the record....is she hot?

"azfinfanmang wrote:

So,

She is killing us slowly as opposed to the current Dolphin Defensive backfield, who is killing us VERY VERY quickly..

Just asking

For the record....is she hot?

"calphin wrote:

:pity:

:no:

:escape:

:worthless:

"GreenMachine wrote:

I know I will get slammed, but grits are nasty. The obvious proof is having to throw a stick of butter in them.

Not butter man, bacon and cheese.:up:

"Jaydog57 wrote:

Not butter man, bacon and cheese.:up:

And butter. :yes:

I said this about 10 years ago with the in flux of Chinese Buffets. All you can eat tasty Chinese food at low, low prices! But back then it was the Chinese who were terrorists, not Al Quedia.

"NaboCane wrote:

Glad someone else saw this.

The woman is a menace. She's like The Joker, gleefully killing millions; except Paula is doing it slowly, and getting people to do themselves - like the guy in Saw.

PS: And Giada DOES have a scary, giant head.

She also has man hands. Check them out! Cute chic, but giantic ass hands! ICK

"femalefinfan wrote:

I said this about 10 years ago with the in flux of Chinese Buffets. All you can eat tasty Chinese food at low, low prices! But back then it was the Chinese who were terrorists, not Al Quedia.

What I want to know is: Does MSG have a scent? I just know that EVERY single one of those All you can eat Chinise buffet's smell the same...and its not a very familiar smell outside of that environment....its not a very nice smell in ANY environment.

"Jaydog57 wrote:

Not butter man, bacon and cheese.:up:

:yes: and garlic

"calphin wrote:

awwww yeah don't stop get it get it

"femalefinfan wrote:

She also has man hands. Check them out! Cute chic, but giantic ass hands! ICK

She's got gigantic somethings, but I didn't know she had hands :confused2:

"finswin56 wrote:

She's got gigantic somethings, but I didn't know she had hands :confused2:

I did say she was cute. Just put her in hand cuffs, you don't have to worry about the hands.

"femalefinfan wrote:

I did say she was cute. Just put her in hand cuffs, you don't have to worry about the hands.

I always wanted a woman that could palm a basketball.........:knucks:

"femalefinfan wrote:

I did say she was cute. Just put her in hand cuffs, you don't have to worry about the hands.

:lol:

"femalefinfan wrote:

I did say she was cute. Just put her in hand cuffs, you don't have to worry about the hands.

I knew there wasa more to you than just beauty!

In Giada's case, though...handcuffs, a hood and a ball gag.

Can't tell you how much she freak me out.

"finswin56 wrote:

She's got gigantic somethings, but I didn't know she had hands :confused2:

I must say, I didn't know she had hands:lol: thats not where my eyes were looking.:up:

"calphin wrote:

I must say, I didn't know she had hands:lol: thats not where my eyes were looking.:up:

why was there a deer standing behind her :tongue2:

"unluckyluciano wrote:

why was there a deer standing behind her :tongue2:

If there was, Thats where my eyes would be.:wink2:

"NaboCane wrote:

And butter. :yes:

and Bacon topped Lard as a topping.

with deep fried apple pie with butter scotch ice cream on top for dessert.