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For Fun, Asked My Wife To Rank the Dolphins Players' Looks

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Bpk, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    IDK, he's kinda got the Julian look going on from 'Trailer Park Boys'.



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  2. Ozzy

    Ozzy Premium Member Luxury Box

    Rate my sig...
     
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  3. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Funny, how show tunes play when you open this thread.
     
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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    Fine.

    On a scale of 1-100 regarding Ozzy's chances with her, I'd rate them at slightly higher than restraining order. :tongue2:
     
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  5. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    She kind of looks like she could be a tranny.
     
  6. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Joe Rose keeps mentioning how hot Fasano's girl is ... haven't seen her though.
     
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  7. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    2/10.

    Would not bang.
     
  8. ToddPhin

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    There does look to be a little bulk in the bikini bottom region.
    Perhaps the jewels aren't solely on the bikini's outside, know what I mean.
     
  9. Ozzy

    Ozzy Premium Member Luxury Box

    You do not know ol Oz very well then. I've had my ladies picture up here a few times. She rates right up there with the best of them...
     
  10. Ozzy

    Ozzy Premium Member Luxury Box

    LOL, not a tranny. But she is enhanced...
     
  11. jboogie

    jboogie The sky is NOT falling!

    meh, 78 higher if she has an accent.
     
  12. WhiteIbanez

    WhiteIbanez Megamediocremaniacal

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    She will cost you an eight ball. :shifty:
     
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  13. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    If 17 wasn't married she could be a Tanny though ;)
     
  14. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    This section had me in stitches.
     
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  15. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Whoa there! Let's keep our day-dreams to ourselves. :pity:
     
  16. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    He dreams about Section forcing him into you.....:pity:
     
  17. Ozzy

    Ozzy Premium Member Luxury Box



    Right over my head man........
     
  18. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Please make check out to Finascious D. Thank you!
     
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  19. ToddPhin

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    I was in stitches, too. Anybody else in stitches? :dunno: :shifty:
     
  20. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Almost, but we couldnt find Section.
     
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  21. ToddPhin

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    yeah, that thing's worse than being trapped in 'Sanctum'. :whistling:
     
  22. ToddPhin

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    ...... or a battle royal death match cage----- ten men enter, one man leave. :chuckle:
     
  23. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Better yet, ask her which Dolphins wives she would want you and her to have a 3some with.
     
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  24. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    It's just you.
     
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  25. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    I wonder why you chose to continue past page one. I feel anything you chose ton click on to continue is on you.

    Like Chad marrying that broad, you knew what you were getting into.
     
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  26. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    10/10. I'd do her all night long every night and all day Sunday, while the rest of ya were sitting in some church listening to a damn preacher telling ya to repent or burn, and don't forget to put a few bucks in the collection plate.
     
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  27. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    LOL. You must have an awesome marriage!
     
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  28. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Not only that but I want to see what bank cashes:

    A) A check made out in time
    B) A check made out to a dude named Finacious-D
     
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  29. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member


    that means you're the top and Stitches is the bottom, like every time? You're saying Section made ya do it?
     
  30. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Or the i in "in" was a typo and "Section had me n stitches"
     
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  31. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    FFG , it is why you do push ups ...allows for contact but you don't need to have her be the weight scale ;)
     
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  32. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    So, you're saying Section had a gang bang on the two of them? That's nasty. :shifty:
     
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  33. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    You be Mr. Clean but I'll be....wait for it...

    Mr. Dirty
     
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  34. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    mrdirty doesn't intrigue me , however a certain dirty girl does ;)
     
  35. ToddPhin

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    ????

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  36. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Sorry to hear about your sister man.
     
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  37. ToddPhin

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  38. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Phinsational =
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  39. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Okay, that is hilarious. First time in all the 17 days I've known the 'new' you that someone else got the last word on you. If this were prison, Alex would now own your booty.
     
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  40. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Yeah if you were as cute as that dog you'd be more full than Stitches!


    (I mean after he eats a big meal, like Id give you lots of dog treats. Perv.)
     
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