For Fun, Asked My Wife To Rank the Dolphins Players' Looks

Yeah....well..... in my favor I did just make up that pic, so..... there.












...... but yeah, I was stumped. [not a tree reference, you perve. lol]

 

Are you sure your "wife" isn't you, and your secret man crushes on the team??

Just sayin....

 

Bpk, admit it, this "wife" of yours is just a fabrication so you can tell us your true feelings towards the players

 

Just to be clear, I did not know the first pic. I changed it back to Sharon, who is in the picture now.

 

the one in the sig , pretty girl , stylish , sweet on the outside , more than a little dirty on the inside ... and they are real btw

 

I'd hit it....

With a baseball bat :/

 

Joe Philbin does not find this thread amusing, guys.

 

Do you remember? If I come down to Sou Fla, you promised before to hook me up with her sister. Black/Filipina mix is an unbeatable combination.

I don't know when I got into the mix on your sig pic this time. I saw your girl, and then I saw a comment calling her a 2/10, as I recall, and that pissed me off, because she is hotter than a firecracker in all the pics you have shared. So, maybe I went a little too graphic in my praise of her hotness and sexiness.

 

Yeah, I figured DJ hid in the bottom of a hamper full of dirty uniforms, so to get secretly wheeled into the locker room. Then click some buttocks picks as the players are going to and from the showers. So later at home, he could enlarge them, hang the pics on his big board wall, and make a ranking of best bubble to least best.

 

So you need glasses right? She is 4'11 and 105 pounds soaking wet. If you're looking at the black n asian lady.

 

Of course I do! At some point after you first saw her, I think you remembered her name or maybe it was her black n filipina mix. She is absolutely stunning....

 

Oh, you gold digger....

 

All her pix are fine, but as I recall there are some even better pix than the one you are using as a sig now.

 

Yes sir! I mix them up...

 

My impression from that was similar. I thought he found it funny ( in some ways ) but couldn't endorse it so to speak. He isn't a hard *** , he believes in structure and being respectful to the organization but he knows players of this age/era/background need some slack. He will let them have their fun within reason , but when Chad dropped all the f bombs , you really got the sense he didn't want that to continue or in that setting.

Cussing on the field , having fun in camp , isn't like doing that in a press conference where it isn't heated or in a more public setting . I agree with him on that.