Four hard baby........four hard!!!!!

1)Miami offense scores more points than they have in any of the last ten year
2) Miami defense leads the league in sacks
3) The offensive line actually holds it together!
4) Wallace catches 15 touchdowns (Longshot Alert!)

I hope that's not your girlfriend's nickname for you.

For her sake.

"ckparrothead wrote:

I hope that's not your girlfriend's nickname for you.

For her sake.

Wife....FYI...and..not really sure she has a nickname for me to be honest.

"Pennington's Limp Arm wrote:

1)Miami offense scores more points than they have in any of the last ten year
2) Miami defense leads the league in sacks
3) The offensive line actually holds it together!
4) Wallace catches 15 touchdowns

Dear god I pray for #3....cuz if that happens with our defense we could have a very good season.

"vt_dolfan wrote:

Wife....FYI...and..not really sure she has a nickname for me to be honest.

All in good fun.

"ckparrothead wrote:

I hope that's not your girlfriend's nickname for you.

For her sake.

"ckparrothead wrote:

All in good fun.

Hells YEH Boyeeeee!!!

"vt_dolfan wrote:

Four bold predictions time..lets go. No panzi predictions....YOU GOTTA GO FOUR HARDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Ryan Tannehill outplays Luck, Russel Wilson, CKap....and TOM BRADDDYYYYYY!!!!!!!

2) Miami sends 5 players to the Pro Bowl. RT17, Cameron Wake, Brent Grimes, Overlord (Ol Vernon), and....KNOWSHON MORENO!!!!!

3) We split with Buffalo...but SWEEP THE JETS AND THE PATRIOTS!!!!

4) Jarvis Landry wins Offensive Rookie of the Year!!!!

you said predictions...these are pipe dreams.

By season's end.......

- CK will be on the Landry bandwagon
- Disgustipate will praise Philbin
- McLovin will admit its about time for Brady to hang them up
- Lmeister will have sex with a female....human....alive....consensually. (I think this is your year, Little Buddy!)

"Fin D wrote:

By season's end.......

- CK will be on the Landry bandwagon
- Disgustipate will praise Philbin
- McLovin will admit its about time for Brady to hang them up
- Lmeister will have sex with a female....human....alive....consensually. (I think this your year, Little Buddy!)

I just laughed so hard out loud I scared my kids....

"LBsFinest wrote:

you said predictions...these are pipe dreams.

LB will finally take off the mask to reveal himself asssssssss

Still Mad...even all these yearsssssss!!!

1) Catastrophic injuries all over the team lead to a long losing streak.
2) Philbin fired by week 10.
3) Franchise files for relocation to Los Angeles.
4) First ever earthquake swallows sunlife and kills every season ticket holder except me.

there ya go....let's try this....

Four more..why not?

1) Hickey is found to be a serial murderer.
2) Stephen Ross is indicted for funding Al Quada
3) Dawn Aponte is outed for secretly recording 250 porn films.
4) It is revealed in an expose that Dan Marino intentionally threw the 1985 Super Bowl, and Don Shula was in on it.

I see what your doing there...

Reverse mojooooo..said in a very stoned tone...

Niceeeee!!!!

"ckparrothead wrote:

I hope that's not your girlfriend's nickname for you.

For her sake.

I thought you was speaking about Limp arm. lol

"xphinfanx wrote:

I thought you was speaking about Limp arm. lol

Rofl..ya know maybe he was..

Tannehill throws 32 TDs, 14 INTs (still an improvement)
3 probowlers on defense with 2 more on outside looking in, Clay goes to the probowl on offense
Moreno is a very good back 1st games, Miller turns it on 2nd half of the season, they finish with combined 1500 yards rushing and >2300 all purpose yards
we go 9-7, miss the playoffs, Philbin is fired and Lazor is promoted.

- We have a freak year, going 12-4 on the way to the AFCC game
- Pro Bowl: Wake, Starks, Pouncey, Moreno, RT, Clay, Fields
- James OROY
- 5-1 in the division with a loss at NE, refereeing so bad, the NFL fines/fires refs and apologizes to the Dolphins universe

Id almost be fine if all they did was apologize this season

I'm keeping these non Dolphin related...

1. Seattle doesn't make the playoffs
2. Blake Bortles wins AFC OROY
3. The Cardinals make it to the NFC Championship game.
4. Neither the Pats nor the Broncos make it to the AFC Championship game.

"xphinfanx wrote:

I thought you was speaking about Limp arm. lol

"vt_dolfan wrote:

Rofl..ya know maybe he was..

I thought so too when I posted that Keyshawn pic... then I re read the title and wasn't sure.
His line works either way!:pointlol:

"ckparrothead wrote:

I hope that's not your girlfriend's nickname for you.

For her sake.

Nah. That's actually McLovin's nickname for him.

I remember having this much hope and wild eyed enthusiasm. Then I watched the last decade of Dolphins football.

- Ryan Tannehill has a great year. 4,000+ yards, 30 TDs, 95 rating...and is still ignored when "best young quarterbacks" names are listed.
- Dion Jordan has 10 sacks and plants the seeds for a superstar season in 2015, after we have fired the ****ing idiot that runs this defense.
- The offensive line shows some promise but the position of hope and prayer (both guards) falls apart, leading to another lost season.
- At least one of the rookies is a starting linebacker by week 10.

I can't be too pie in the sky.

1. Mike Wallace rebounds and has a good season.
2. Dannell Ellerbe and/or Philip Wheeler will be benched early on.
3. Ryan Tannehill really breaks out and becomes a true franchise QB.
4. Michael Thomas plays a total of 10 snaps all season, picks of Tom Brady 5 times.