Hopefully I'm not the only one who thinks this clip is hysterically amusing!! I literally have a headache from laughing to tears at this monkey's antics. :sidelol:

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I sometimes use these same shenanigans to pick up women at the beach..... although I haven't found them to be all too effective...... yet. Apparently something about pulling them by the ear and a goose of the rear isn't received kindly. Maybe I should trim my nails...... or introduce myself first. (just thinking aloud)

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This one is even funnier!! ROFLMFAO

And ironically enough, this approach doesn't seem to work very well with the ladies either. :no:


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I'm just gonna make this the funny monkey thread.

And this is why I don't date monkeys. :shifty:

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Annnnnd not sure women are fond of this approach either. Although I believe American Express may feel differently.

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Now what woman could resist a nice breeze through her hair in the AM?! I prefer the ole "Fire! Fire!" with the covers over the head routine myself. :shifty:


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You guys aint kiddin!! It must be a boring day when you have to risk certain death for entertainment. LOL

 

And by the way: whomever complained about the "karate monkey" video which was removed and had me reprimanded for----- Heaven forbid I ACTUALLY make a joke about Jaden Smith's acting ability!! But thank you for twisting it into something racial though. :knucks: Can we as a society finally move the F on and stop having to worry about every word we say being misconstrued as racist?

If I compared Whitney Houston's last tragedy of a concert to a monkey singing on youtube, would that be racist or would people understand that it's the horrendous singing that's being humorously compared? B/c I know for a fact that if it were a white flailing singer and a monkey, race wouldn't even be an afterthought, and the comparison would be all fun and laughs..... just as the "Tomlinson's end of career plight in NY" thread was light-heartedly compared to that of Rice's demise in Seattle. But I'M deciding to call it racist b/c both players are African American with negative connotations attached. ;) Therefore, please remove any posts involved, mods, b/c singling out 2 men of color who are embarrassing themselves at the end of their career is now racist to me . Thanks.

 

that's friggin funny stuff!

 

Nice touch on the "more evolved monkeys" spin. :lol:

PS: I love the ad for the "alcohol counselor career" on the 2nd one. I wouldn't mind being paid to teach others how to get s#!t-faced like that. Where do I sign up?

 

AP,
My favorite of the inebriated is at the 51 second mark where the one drunk heroic fool tries to catch the other one from falling, only to whiff his attempt and ironically fall down in the process.

Does the last guy in #1 get a pass from taking "walk the straight line test" b/c he accidentally lost his balance and concussed himself? Just curious of the "legalities" of that one. :shifty:

 

lmao. Economically speaking, I would think bananas are easier on the pocket than an Amex, so I could see the monkey allure. :shifty:

Seth, by "guy" are you referring to our very own brother DJ? :lol:

Just kiddin Deej.