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Funniest quote ever

Discussion in 'Other NFL' started by Finatik, Dec 15, 2016.

  1. Finatik

    Finatik Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    Former Falcons running back Jamal Anderson was issued a trespassing warning by police in Suwanee, Ga., after Anderson had what multiple outlets have reported as a rather interesting visit to a gas station and convenience store.

    Someone called 911 about 2 a.m. Wednesday and told police that Anderson exposed himself and continued to touch himself inside the store. He was not arrested because the clerk told police who responded to the call that he did not want to pursue charges.

    Suwanee Police Captain Shane Edmisten told USA Today that Anderson was intoxicated but cooperative. Then, Edmisten delivered the quote of the year and possibly of the century.

    “There was nothing out of the ordinary, outside of [Anderson] masturbating in the store,” Edmisten said.

    Nothing good generally happens around 2 a.m. Anderson, 44, served five days in jail earlier this year stemming from a 2015 DUI charge. He was arrested last August for driving with a suspended license.

    Anderson ran for 34 touchdowns in his eight-year NFL career. He was first-team All-Pro in 1998, when he ran for 1,846 yards and 14 touchdowns.
     
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  2. SICK

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    All new meaning to the "dirty bird"
     
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  3. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Pffft. Oh hey, if waxing your carrot in public is a crime then lock me up.


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